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CWalker: On a related note, my class is getting pizza in english tomorrow
CWalker: As a celebration of the completion of our folios
Beardface: Man, I am tired, I thought you said completion of our felatios
Beardface: The pizza would've been there for the bitter aftertaste I imagine
Beardface: well I guess it's more salty then bitter
Beardface: but I digress
CWalker: You *guess*?
CWalker: Do tell more
Beardface: I would tell a story right now, but I'd embaress myself ON THE INTERNET
CWalker: And that would be truly horrific
Beardface: Fuck eeeet, so a while ago I may have been experimented with self felattio. After many tries, I finally succedeed. In this moment of glory, I got past the point of no return, and in order to avoid stickyfying my entire face, I...
Beardface: well, you can probably guess
CWalker: I can't
CWalker: Continue
Beardface: Well, I had to...swallow, since my bathroom is across from my parent's room, and me going through with my mouth filled with liquid and my pants to my knees would've been hawkward. Of course I didn't realise that this was happening at night.
Beardface: so I could've gone away with it.
Beardface: But eh. |