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This quote has been fermenting for 14 years and has been voted on 51 times.
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<starlight> hey bud heard you had a busy day
<starlight> wtf happened down there??
<Mako> matt seriously... i've got no fuckin idea how these people walk and breathe
<Mako> let alone study for degrees
<starlight> lol
<Mako> hang i gotta sort this in head
<starlight> righto
<Mako> right well these guys/gals in eastwick have alway been kinda simple in the sense they have no common sense
<starlight> ok
<Mako> god knows what their parents have been doing to keep them outta trouble
<Mako> anyway
<Mako> you know that we all got out because of the fire alarm
<starlight> yeah
<Mako> fireman came over and eexplained that the fire started in the eastwick kitchen because they decided to have BBQ on the side...
<starlight> wtf? on top of the cooker or something?
<Mako> I was about to blow my top and charge over the quad where they all were, no on the fucking SIDE, but he then explained why they did it
<starlight> WHAT hw could they not know that was dargerous!?!
<Mako> he said that they thought it was cold outside so brought some disposable BBQ trays and filled it with SMOKELESS coal thinking it would be fine D:
<Mako> i had to sit down...
<starlight> sorry but ROFL!
<Mako> i swear matt... one day i will just drop dead when my cerebellum shuts down by being overexposed to that much stupid ;(
<starlight> I mean wtf are they studying?
<starlight> can't be science... media, art or something??
<Mako> no most of them are political science majors
<starlight> OMFG we are so doomed....
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