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(gunning4u): y'know folks
(gunning4u): I just love where I work sometimes
(gunning4u): like today, for instance
(gunning4u): it happens to be over 60's day where I work, so everybody over 60 gets 10% discount
(gunning4u): not a lot, I know, but they flock in by the thousands
(gunning4u): and you get one old chap
(gunning4u): on a zimmerframe
(gunning4u): who needs to go to the toilet
(gunning4u): only he can't quite make it
(mo): this doesn't end well.
(gunning4u): so he, quite accidentally, shits himself before he reaches the appropriate toilet
(gunning4u): which ends up all over the floor, down his legs, so on and so on
(lotus): ....ohdear
(gunning4u): having proceeded to crap himself, he then throws his underpants or whatever he was wearing into the bin in the toilets
(gunning4u): then goes out and CONTINUES HIS SHOPPING
(gunning4u): leaving little blobs of shit wherever he goes
(gunning4u): only where I work could this happen.
(lotus): that's a dedicated shopper |