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<rakaur> so, some crazy bitch tried to follow us just now
<rakaur> it was a bad intersection
<rakaur> and we had to sort of pull out into a turn lane
<rakaur> and the lady in the lane over freaked
<rakaur> even though we weren't going to hit her
<rakaur> and she laid on the horn
<rakaur> and pulled up next to us
<rakaur> and started screaming
<rakaur> and we were like "k"
<rakaur> and drove off
<rakaur> and the bitch followed us
<rakaur> for like 5 miles
<rakaur> to target
<rakaur> and she whips up next to us
<rakaur> so, me being me
<rakaur> i get out all crazy assed
<rakaur> and start screaming "BITCH, WHAT THE FUCK YOU THINK YOU DOING? YOU KNOW HOW DANGEROUS IT IS TO FOLLOW STRANGERS? I COULD BE A FUCKING DRUG DEALER OR A FUCKING MOBSTER OR SOMETHING YOU STUPID FUCKING BITCH"
<rakaur> she was like "WELL"
<rakaur> and i kept going
<rakaur> and i'm like I COULD HAVE A FUCKING GUN YOU LUNATIC
<rakaur> YOU HAVE A FUCKING KID IN THE FUCKING CAR
<rakaur> GET A FUCKING JOB
<rakaur> and she drove off
<rakaur> she was an 18-25 year old white girl on a college campus
<rakaur> and i'm like
<rakaur> jumping up and down
<rakaur> going insane
<rakaur> and i have my toe shoes on
<rakaur> i guess she was like "god.. what the fuck is with this crazy fucker" and gave up
<rakaur> followed us for 5 miles just to be scared off by me being nutty
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