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<FernandoBasso> Programmers who use vim become more handsome with the time.
<bairui> then I must have some years to go...
<bairui> thanks, osse.
<engla> aging unix nerd's fatansies
<bairui> does this neck beard make me look fat?
<paradigm> Sometiems I feel guilty for being clean-shaven
<paradigm> like I'm not properly representing my people
<bairui> start with a goatee
<paradigm> hmm
<paradigm> maybe I will
<bairui> be careful... it'll instantly raise your attractiveness... carry a stick to beat away the women mulling agog around you. It can be quite annoying.
<bairui> rest assured that the full neck-beard will eventually dispel this temporary evil
<paradigm> I appreciate the heads up; unprepared, that sounds like it could have overwhelmed me
<bairui> i'm sure you feel you could have faced a little bit of peril
<paradigm> Well now that I know what to expect I'm sure I'll manage
<bairui> good luck; remember... if things look dire, you can *always* describe to them the first time you played with an atari.
<paradigm> My go-to story is usually when I gutted an NES and put a mini-ITX system in there and then set up an NES emulator so I wouldn't have to keep blowing into the cartridges. Women find that stuff impressive, yes?
<bairui> I have nothing more to teach you
<paradigm> That's why they become intimedated when I bring it up
<paradigm> and run away
<bairui> but with such a story... it seems you're violating the very fabric of the universe. Nature abhors a vacuum. grow that goatee!
<paradigm> After reading it phrased as you have, I clearly have no choice in the matter!
<bairui> it has already happened
<FernandoBasso> I'm amused!
<troydm> FernandoBasso: by what?
<FernandoBasso> By the wisdom of vim users. |