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<Explodingpiglets> "How did donkey get the dragon from shrek pregnant?"
<Explodingpiglets> Through scientific reasoning, I have figured out how it worked
<Explodingpiglets> Now obviously, donkey's dick was way too small for dragon's cloaca
<h64> lol
<Explodingpiglets> So Donkey did the only thing he could do:
<Explodingpiglets> he crawled into dragon's cloaca
<Explodingpiglets> and swam through her bodily fluids
<Explodingpiglets> until he found her ovaries.
<Explodingpiglets> Then Donkey preceded to perform self-fellacio
<Explodingpiglets> since he had hooves instead of hands
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<Explodingpiglets> Donkey sucked his own dick until he reached his orgasm
<Explodingpiglets> then he ejaculated all over Dragon's ovaries.
<Explodingpiglets> and that is how Donkey got dragon pregnant
<VapidZero> wtf is with all this fanfic shit
<Explodingpiglets> I should also mention that Dragons have huge periods
<Explodingpiglets> So Dragon had to use Donkey as a tampon.
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<Explodingpiglets> hmmm
<Explodingpiglets> another interesting question:
<Explodingpiglets> "How does a dragon get a donkey pregnant?"
<Explodingpiglets> Well, this is trickier
<Nyse> are we talking
<Nyse> about
<Nyse> shrek?
<xero> WE ARE TALKING
<xero> ABOUT DILDOS
<Nyse> because
<xero> AND NOTHING ELSE
<Nyse> shrek is the only
<Explodingpiglets> Dragon penises are obviously way too big for donkeys
<Nyse> pixar movie
<Nyse> i can
<Nyse> recall
<Nyse> that has dragon+donkey babies
<Explodingpiglets> So the donkey vaginas have to be enlarged
<Nyse> regardless
<Nyse> i'm pretty sure
<Nyse> the dragon can just juzz
<Nyse> all over the floor
<Nyse> and the donkey can roll around in it
<Nyse> and impregnate itslef
<xero> lolololl
<Explodingpiglets> to do this, the male dragon begins a slow process of enlargening the donkey vaginas by mastubating the donkeys with his claws
<Explodingpiglets> the claws slowly stretch the vagina
<xero> lol wtf
<Explodingpiglets> then the dragon can insert his finger
<Explodingpiglets> and stretch the vaginas even further
<Explodingpiglets> you see, donkey vaginas are very versatile
<Explodingpiglets> after about 6 months of claw/finger masturbation,
<Explodingpiglets> the elongated donkey vagina is ready for the dragon's dick.
<Explodingpiglets> Then the dragon picks up the donkey and uses her like a flesh light.
<xero> this is very educational
<xero> and slightly disturbing
<Explodingpiglets> and then he gets her pregnant
<Thayo> too educational for my tastes
<Explodingpiglets> now I should say that donkey/dragon pregnancies are very different
<Explodingpiglets> The donkey does not lay eggs, so the dragons are born inside her
<Explodingpiglets> and since dragons are very horny and aggressive from the moment they develop, they begin to rape eachother inside the womb
<Explodingpiglets> and they also tear their way out of the donkey, killing her.Comment: Somebody asked how donkey could've got dragon pregnant. I used my knowledge to answer that question.
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