QDB: Quote #308346
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This quote has been fermenting for 13 years and has been voted on 19 times.
Based on preliminary voting, this quote has a 14.3% chance of being approved.

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<Bananobot> I went to Japan to buy a loli from a vending machine, but when I punched in my selection, the loli got stuck. I tried shaking it and kicking it, but she wouldn't come out. Then I realized the vending machine was a car.
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