QDB: Quote #308356
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This quote has been fermenting for 13 years and has been voted on 23 times.
Based on preliminary voting, this quote has a 65.5% chance of being approved.

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<Lord> What are you guys up to
<Broast> Fucking a cantaloupe, you?
<Lord> fucking a watermelon
<Stars> sounds like fun
<Lord> It is but makes it hard to type
<Broast> Smells better than pussy too and you can slap it and it won't press charges.
<Lord> plus you have a snack afterwards
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