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<Uuni> well
<Uuni> it was a dark and stormy night
<Uuni> i was sleeping over my friends house (actually, i was wide awake the whole night)
<Uuni> they had all gone to their rooms while i was pretending to sleep on the living room couche
<Uuni> they had this big fucking dog that had cancer or something
<Uuni> it was a *female* dog
<Uuni> i was extremely tense that night and i was looking for a way to relax or get to sleep
<Uuni> a strange thought came to my head
<Uuni> "why not try to fucke the dog????"
<Uuni> the big fat dog was sleeping in front of the door
<Uuni> i unzipped my pants and slowly pulled down the briefs
<Uuni> and bent down to look at the dog
<Uuni> i was poked it and it opened its eyes to look at me
<Uuni> i then put my body on hers
<Uuni> and sort of went up and down
<Uuni> i never found where to actually put my weeny
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