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This quote has been fermenting for 12 years and has been voted on 13 times.
Based on preliminary voting, this quote has a 35% chance of being approved.

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<Yahoozy> Okay, so she opens a can of Spaghetti-Os, then pisses, and it happens to look like piss and Spaghetti-Os, but it's probably just piss.
<oughts> It doesn't look like piss and it can't be piss and Spaghetti-Os because that's not how the urethra works.
<Yahoozy> Dude, there's Spaghetti-O not just in her vagina, but all over her vulva and hands. That's completely a piddle of piss-Boyardee amalgam trickling to the floor.
<oughts> It can't be all over her vulva.
<oughts> It's on her hands, presumably.
<oughts> She cuts an opening into her jeans and fingers something.
<Yahoozy> ...
<oughts> There's little opportunity for spaghetti transfer.
<Yahoozy> If these Boyardee hands are going into vagina, it's inevitably going to get onto vulva.
<Yahoozy> Look how hard she's working this shit.
<oughts> I closed the thing, but I'm pretty sure it's just two fingers.
<Yahoozy> Yeah, two fingers doing a full excavation.
<xwdOnCampus> I came into this channel at the wrong time.
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