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<Lobotomy> but the idea of an erotic novel coming from you perfectly seats my jimmies
<Gambit> you just like
<Gambit> finger chicks
<Gambit> and that's a handjob
<Lobotomy> the thought of a ho hum, boring-as-fuck erotic novel by someone who just doesn't fucking care
<Lobotomy> is probably the best thing ever
<Lobotomy> like, sex happens, but it's just really pitiful and thoughtless, one of them checks their facebook or does taxes mid-fuck
<Lobotomy> "...as she slowly unbuttoned his grey, embroidered polo, he let out an exasperated sigh and moaned, "not tonight, honey, I have a headache""
<Lobotomy> THE END |