QDB: Quote #309033
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This quote has been fermenting for 12 years and has been voted on 16 times.
Based on preliminary voting, this quote has a 28% chance of being approved.

#309033* (?/16) ⚐Flag
rakuette313: i need 3 T of vegetable oil
dudemannington: k brb
dudemannington: but I think my usb drive can only hold like one at a time
rakuette313: i have time
dudemannington: ummm... uh oh
dudemannington: MY COMPUTER IS SMOKING
rakuette313: NO WAY
rakuette313: IS IT OLD ENOUGH
dudemannington: IN COMPUTER YEARS IT IS
rakuette313: THEN DON'T JUDGE
dudemannington: I THINK ITS DRUNK... IT ONLY SMOKES WHEN ITS DRUNK
rakuette313: DOES IT HAVE A DD?
dudemannington: IT DOESN'T NEED ONE ITS ALREADY HOME
rakuette313: then cool
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