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<+RMD> okay so
<+RMD> i went to the mall after lunch with lauren
<+RMD> and i went into hot topic thinking they might have some kind of doctor who stuff
<+RMD> so i waded through the wiz khalifa this and the dubstep that and the fucking meme shirts
<+RMD> so one fo the guys that works there comes up and asks me if there's anything he can help find
<+RMD> i tell him i'm looking for doctor who stuff and he points me towards the front of the store
<+RMD> and it's in this corner, past a whole bunch of my little pony shit
<+RMD> so i go past and i'm lookign through the doctor whos tuff
<+RMD> and allt he pony shit is made for men, by the way,l not one part of it is feminine cut or anything
<+RMD> and the guy comes back and asks if i'm finding everything okay
<+RMD> and i say yeah jsut to get him to fuck off because i need to get out of there and intot he mens room asap
<+RMD> and the guy says you know we've got all the new friendship is magic stuff
<+RMD> and i miheard him the first time so i look up and go wut
<+RMD> and he points to the brony stuff
<+RMD> and i said i'm nto a brony and i go back to the DW stuff
<+RMD> and he says oh come on man, don't you believe in love and friendship?
<+RMD> so i said no, i'm not a brony, i don't watch my little pony or any fo that
<+RMD> and he starts talking abotu the only peopel that don't are peopel that haven't tried it yet and he started to go on abotu something else
<+RMD> and i figured i'd just fart to get him out of there because i thought i had a big one on my rectum
<+RMD> so i do
<+RMD> and it's not all fart
<+RMD> and so i pushed too hard and i splattered in my shorts
<+RMD> and the guy's expression jsut shifted
<+RMD> and he goes
<+RMD> "dude did you jsut shit"
<+RMD> and i jsut glared at him
<+RMD> dude took off and called security
<+RMD> i told the security guys that eh was making unbecoming advances towards me
<+RMD> and he just goes THAT GUY TOOK A SHIT OVER THERE
<+RMD> anyways
<+RMD> i'm not supposed to go back to that mall for 30 daysComment: irc.420chan.org #420chan
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