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* SpaceWizard is now known as DigitalSeuss
<DigitalSeuss> here's an easy game to play.
<DigitalSeuss> here's an easy thing to say.
<DigitalSeuss> If a packet hits a pocket on a socket on a port,
<DigitalSeuss> And the bus is interrupted as a very last resort,
<DigitalSeuss> And the address of the memory makes your floppy disk abort,
<DigitalSeuss> Then the socket packet pocket has an error to report!
<DigitalSeuss> If your cursor finds a menu item followed by a dash,
<DigitalSeuss> And the double-clicking icon puts your window in the trash,
<DigitalSeuss> And your data is corrupted 'cause the index doesn't hash,
<DigitalSeuss> Then your situation's hopeless, and your system's gonna crash!
<DigitalSeuss> You can't say this? What a shame sir!
<DigitalSeuss> We'll find you another game sir.
<DigitalSeuss> If the label on the cable on the table at your house,
<DigitalSeuss> Says the network is connected to the button on your mouse,
<DigitalSeuss> But your packets want to tunnel on another protocol,
<DigitalSeuss> That's repeatedly rejected by the printer down the hall,
<DigitalSeuss> And your screen is all distorted by the side effects of gauss...
<DigitalSeuss> So your icons in the window are as wavy as a souse..
<DigitalSeuss> Then you may as well reboot and go out with a bang,
<DigitalSeuss> 'Cause as sure as I'm a poet, this sucker's gonna hang!
<DigitalSeuss> When the copy of your floppy's getting sloppy on the disk,
<DigitalSeuss> And the microcode instructions cause unnecessary RISC,
<DigitalSeuss> Then you have to flash your memory and you'll want to RAM your ROM!
<DigitalSeuss> Quickly, turn off the computer, and be sure to tell your mom!
* DigitalSeuss bows, drops the mic, exits stage left. |