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<bilde2910> I don't even.... <link to a screenshot of a folder on bilde2910's desktop called "Everything", showing everything from code files, icon files, torrents, raw statistical data and setup files to graphs, random vector graphics, QR codes, encrypted files and videos from his U.S. vacation several years ago, including things like "finally..htm" and "eat_dishwasher_tablets.swf", all in a single screen>
<bilde2910> There can't exist such a thing that's not in my Everything folder on my desktop.
<in_3D> in that folder lies every file that has existed and will exist
<@Shocky> <link to Wikipedia article on Russell's paradox>
<bilde2910> Oh that.
<+Gurkenmaster> Do you have a symlink that points to your everything folder in your everything folder?
<bilde2910> Uh... I don't think so, no
<+Gurkenmaster> Too bad
<+Gurkenmaster> I forgot how to symlink
<bilde2910> Let's say R is a list of all empty elements. R=(nothing) since no lists are empty. That means R should contain R, so R=R. Now, R isn't empty anymore, so R shouldn't contain R. Therefore it loops forever into a parafox. Did I understand it right?
<+Gurkenmaster> Yes but it won't loop by itself
<+Gurkenmaster> you have to loop manually so no paradox for you
<bilde2910> :(
<bilde2910> Samantha, give me a paradox.
* Samantha gives bilde2910 a paradox.
<bilde2910> See? I have a paradox!
<bilde2910> Thanks, Samantha
<+Samantha> my pleasure
* Gurkenmaster destroys Samantha's paradox
<+Samantha> arrgh! my paradox! now i only have 38 left
<bilde2910> Hey!
<+Gurkenmaster> Not enough paradoxes for everyone in this channel
<bilde2910> :(
* bilde2910 gives Samantha 94 paradoxes
* Samantha plays with her 94 paradoxes
* BlackMoon pokes Samantha in the paradox
<+Samantha> Ow! that was my secondary paradox :(
<+Gurkenmaster> s/paradox/pair o' socks/
<@Shocky> Ow! that was my secondary pair o' socks :(
<+BlackMoon> s/paradox/warp core/
<@Shocky> s/warp core/pair o' socks/
<+BlackMoon> ... doh
* BlackMoon pokes Samantha in the warp core
<+Samantha> Arrgh! my warp core! now i only have 46 left
<+Samantha> look, here in this box.
<bilde2910> If someone could just make me an awesome paradox...Comment: #risucraft on EsperNet
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