QDB: Quote #310309
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This quote has been fermenting for 11 years and has been voted on 13 times.
Based on preliminary voting, this quote has a 35% chance of being approved.

#310309* (?/13) ⚐Flag
_SjG_: coffee tables kill 10x more Americans every year (over a ten year average) than terrorists
Airhead: omg we need to bomb coffee tables
Airhead: and find their leader
Airhead: now I understand why Photoguy doesn't drink coffee
_SjG_: my guess is his code name is Starbuck ...
_SjG_: I have it on good authority from a mole who goes by the name of "Ishmael"
ProAlias: I made a coffee table book. I'm aiding the enemy :(
_SjG_: he has also been known to associate with a suspicious fanatic by the name of Ahab
_SjG_: we need to whale on himComment: ##photogeeks
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