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<Garm> Can you imagine being on Air Bud's team?
<Garm> Like, you bust your ass all season
<iIIustrious> I think I'd actually kill myself
<iIIustrious> like
<Garm> But no matter how good you do that fucking dog does better
<Cantii> a fucking dog is better at this game than I am
<iIIustrious> who gives a shit if I'm an evolved and capable specimen of the most advanced race on the planet
<iIIustrious> I'm shit at this compared to a fucking dog
<iIIustrious> lik
<iIIustrious> e
<iIIustrious> goddamn
<Cantii> and he's just sitting there panting with this look on his face that you KNOW means 'uninstall n00b'
<Cantii> smug fucker
<iIIustrious> what
<iIIustrious> a shit head
<iIIustrious> it's like
<iIIustrious> ok
<iIIustrious> you fucking dog
<iIIustrious> you wanna feel so goddamn superior?
<iIIustrious> balance getting an education and actual fucking human relationships that don't revolve around feeding you
<iIIustrious> and see if you give half a fuck to still practice at this goddamn game
<iIIustrious> oh yeah and most of the rest of us have to pay for shit too
<iIIustrious> douchey fucking retriever
<Garm> right?
<iIIustrious> goddamn it
<iIIustrious> why am I mad about a movie I've only assumed the plot of
<iIIustrious> does it even happen at highschool?
<iIIustrious> like
<iIIustrious> I'm legit pissed
<iIIustrious> why
<Garm> Wait
<Garm> Have none of us actually even seen Air Bud?
<iIIustrious> I really suspect not
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