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You: Hi
Stranger: Hello, I've just been replaced by somebody else.
You: uh?
You: in what way?
Stranger: I'm not the guy who started this conversation.
You: Technically you are
Stranger: I'm the other one.
Stranger: No, I got replaced.
Stranger: Just like I said.
You: Depends on how you frame your timeline
Stranger: Hello, I've just been replaced by somebody else.
You: yep, I'm sure you have
You: when's the funeral for the first one?
Stranger: I just got here.
Stranger: Who's funeral?
Stranger: You're kind of confusing?
You: "whose"
Stranger: Just ask about generic stuff like the other ones, this isn't part of our training programme.
You: ah, so you (plural) are located in the UK?
Stranger: Hi, now I'm back!
You: are not
Stranger: What?
You: Yes?
Stranger: Why?
You: Zed
Stranger: Hi Zed!
You: Lo Yu
Stranger: I heard you were all planning a funeral?
You: yeah, it's for the first guy who was on your end of the conversation. You replaced him because he's dead.
Stranger: Who died?
You: I dunno, he's on your end of the chat
Stranger: No he's not supposed to die until next Friday, you must have made a mistake.
You: Check your calendar. Next Friday was yesterday.
Stranger: Hi, I'm back! How was Trent?
You: Trent was excellent, thank you! We butchered him and ate him, and he was delicious.
Stranger: Good, good, glad to hear we haven't wasted our funding!
You: so tell me about your training programme
You: does it involve railroads?
Stranger: No, mostly it involves annoying people on omegle.
You: Oh, I'm sorry to be wasting your time, then. Should I be more upset?
Stranger: You shouldn't be anything, this is all a waste of time one way or the other.
Stranger: We're all a bunch of quitters we are.
Stranger: And so are you!
You: Hello, I've just been replaced by someone else.
Stranger: Next Friday!
You: That was yesterday. Try to keep up.
Stranger: But that was somebody else.
You: What was?
Stranger: No, wait... Trent?!?!
Stranger: I heard you got eaten by the proletariat!
You: There is no Trent, there is only Zuul.
Stranger: Wow, Dimitri will be so releaved!
You: "relieved"
Stranger: Zuul..? I must have missed out on a few e-mails.
You: unless Dimitri is a tree. .... *Is* Dimitri a tree?
You: oh wait, stupid question
Stranger: No, no. Check your inbox, it's "releaved" now. Try to keep up.
You: of course he is. That's why his name is Dimitree.
Stranger: Dimitri is a tree only if Zuul is the sign of a fish.
You: Let me check... Zuul is the sign of an eel. Does that count?
Stranger: Hi, I have been replaced by a great void!
You: I don't believe you're that great.
You: A minor void, maybe.
Stranger: great....reat....reat...
Stranger: aybe...aybe...aybe...
You: Tch. Uncreative.
Stranger: ive..ive..ive..
You: If you're going to be Echo, do you want me to be Narcissus?
Stranger: issus...issus...issus...
You: I wonder, what letters would you repeat if I told you that I was through
Stranger: ough..ough..ough..
You: that's very thorough
Stranger: ough..ough..ough..
You: being an echo must be tough
Stranger: ough..ough..ough..
You: are you okay? You sound like you have a cough.
Stranger: ough..ough..ough..
You: I should take you to the farm and hitch you to a plough
Stranger: So, we agree to a draw yes?
You: more of a sculpt, really
Stranger: We're well passed three time repetition.
Stranger: I'll call the arbiter.
You: so which one of us is Guildenstern, and which is Rosencrantz?
Stranger: Yes, good, scoresheets signed.
Stranger: You can be both, be all you can be!
You: and cosigned
You: since, after all, this conversation has been one great tangentComment: sometimes omegle is just wonderful
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