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This quote has been fermenting for 10 years and has been voted on 44 times.
Based on preliminary voting, this quote has a 52.7% chance of being approved.

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You: Hi
Stranger: tell me a secret
You: hmmm
You: I've named my last three cats after their coat patterns, and I'm concerned that this evinces a lack of creativity on my part.
You: Your turn.
Stranger: i have pretended to be female to get guys to masturbate on cam for me
You: do you enjoy that.
Stranger: of course
You: Well, I'm afraid I won't be able to help you with that
You: I don't have a cam.
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