QDB: Quote #310457
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This quote has been fermenting for 10 years and has been voted on 34 times.
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<Brainderailment> I just started noticing pain and got paranoid and started doing everything I can to postpone my visit to the doctor
<Brainderailment> open enrollment starts mid november
<Brainderailment> then I can get on that sweet government teet for my basic health needs
<RobotBebop> god, what a parasite
<RobotBebop> look at me, a rich white person, i never leech off of the government
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