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This quote has been fermenting for 10 years and has been voted on 24 times.
Based on preliminary voting, this quote has a 62.5% chance of being approved.

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<Zoph> so anyways
<Zoph> My girl friend was over
<Zoph> her and i are playing capture the flag on narrows if you know what i mean
<FooFoo> ROFL
<Zoph> and after im done playing on the bottom of the map
<Zoph> she decides to go for the sword
<Zoph> and goes to takes my overshield off
<TNSGT> Oh my god joining the channel is the best thing I've done all day
<Zoph> well while she's taking it off it SLIPS OUT OF HER froodlenutzkieING HAND
<Zoph> and causes a painful ricochet headshot
<TNSGT> rofl
<FooFoo> im crying
<FooFoo> omg
<Zoph> so now im warthog is damaged
<Zoph> err, i meant my wraith
<FooFoo> thats like... one of the best things i've ever read in IRC
<Zoph> so no one will be manning its turret for a while :/
<Zoph> the bisonskie
<FooFoo> hahahahaha
<TNSGT> bwahahaha
<Zoph> then cringed when i looked at the overshield spawn rembering what happened
<FooFoo> XD
* Zoph forges the crate away from the desk
<Zoph> after reading what i just said im suprised ive ever gotten laid
* Zoph hits x to save film
<TNSGT> It'd be like "HARDER HARDER HARDER HAR-" And then girlfriend was aa zombie!
<Zoph> INFECTED
<TNSGT> You got noscoped, bisonskie
<Zoph> she would have gotten no scoped if she hadnt meled and gotten a bulltrue on my sword
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