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<karlfungus> what if a man was castrated. the man was castrated in the post-apocalypse. a different castration because his penis meat was removed but not his balls, also leaving foreskin. the man has been left without penis meat in the post-apocalypse. he can urinate but it's not very easy and it's a little messy.
<karlfungus> by chance he comes across a food cache. the food cache was left behind by a vegetarian, for the post-apocalypse. he opens one of the freezers. inside is soy sausage. he's never been happier to see soy sausage, in the post-apocalypse. carving out a hole through it to make it hollow, he inserts the soy sausage into his foreskin.
<karlfungus> now he can urinate but his penis is made out of soy meat. it starts to rot soon, and he has to replace it. but this is the post-apocalypse and he can't get more soy meat. he's upset again and hangs himself
<karlfungus> as he made preparations to his demise he thought of all the people he once knew. conversation, thoughts of words have become nothing but a memory. he lives only to survive. during his final urination a fully formed thought came to him for the first time in years.
<karlfungus> a wave of happiness reached over him as he thought of those less fortunate. those who did not get a chance stick a soy sausage in their shaft hole: and he was satisfied that his pleasures of his life speak to their legacy as they look down on him from heaven and smile.Comment: #sal, irc.synirc.org
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