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<@reptilicus> you know i always thought chicken was best prepared
<@reptilicus> with lemon and wine and spices roasted over an open flame
<@reptilicus> like we hispanics love to do
<@reptilicus> then last night i had Indian butter chicken
<@reptilicus> we are fucking neanderthals
<@reptilicus> ive never eaten something so good i thought about barfing it up so i could eat it again
<~rtil> i could eat indian butter chicken
<~rtil> every night
<~rtil> and in the afterlife
<~rtil> there better be indian butter chicken
<~rtil> or i will ask to go back to this god forsaken rock
<~rtil> so i can eat it again
<@reptilicus> if theres an afterlife and food isnt a thing i will claw my way back to my skeleton
<@reptilicus> "why is there a skeleton eating all our food?" Apu Vindaloo, indian chef
<~rtil> world's first living skeleton and his incessant hunger for butter chicken, tonight on cnn
<@reptilicus> "hungry skeleton turncoat? watch it DEVOUR your freedom, america!" Fox News
<@reptilicus> "what a cheeky cunt, m8" BBC
<~rtil> congress calls for first skeleton war
<+[Dust]> how does a skeleton digest?
<~rtil> it doesn't
<~rtil> which is why it's always hungry
<+[Dust]> for blood?
<~rtil> for chicken |