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<Cassy> guys I need help, I did not read a contract completely and now I'm sort of in trouble. I purchased one of those small cans of ninjas, 3-4 ninjas, perfect starter army on the kickstarter for only $250, seemed like a good deal. Well I got them and added water to a children swimming pool as suggested to rehydrate them, I gave them rose petal tea per the instructions and fermented soybeans. When they were
<Cassy> finally ready they demanded their orders. This is where I fucked up, I did not read in the contract that they require targets or enemies to be specified daily or they choose their own enemies based on their impact on nature. They seriously injured my neighbor who was over watering his lawn. I tried giving them the names of famous terrorist groups, and certain other individuals, but this is where I fucked up
<Cassy> again and did not read all targets must have wronged me directly and recently. I don't know anyone who has recently wronged me. I dunno what to do! I keep slowing them down with chinese finger puzzles but they aren't going to fall for that for long. Can I hire enemies to fight my army so that they have a target while I try to find out how to deactivate them? I tried tossing one in the oven to dehydrate him
<Cassy> but somehow he dismantled the oven from the inside and then the oven vanished in a large puff of smoke along with him in it. |