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<jacquilynne> Shit. Shit. Shit. My mother's taken my father to the hospital and all my uncle can tell me is that 'there's blood everywhere'.
<tieboy> agh
<spinn> that's not a lot of useful information
<tieboy> he just had surgery, right?  did a suture break maybe?
<Machival> where is all the blood? like, at their house?  at the hospital?
<jacquilynne> I dunno. my uncle is a bit retarded. Getting him to tell me there's blood everywhere is probably the most words he's spoken in a week.
<jacquilynne> Now he just keeps repeating that they went to the hospital awhile ago.
<tieboy> like, he's genuinely retarded?
<jacquilynne> Not massively so, but yes.
<tieboy> oh.  well, i'm sure your dad will be okay
<tieboy> if your mom took him and didn't call an ambulance, it can't be way serious or anything
<spinn> blood everywhere could mean a small cut on the head or something.  head cuts bleed to look a lot worse than they are
<rJak> Especially along the scalp line.
<jacquilynne> I'm sure it must be related to the surgery.
<tieboy> plus tards tend to exaggerate things by a factor of ten
<rJak> .....
<Maus> ...I approve
<Machival> not like it isn't true or anything.
<tieboy> Well, I was was trying to be NICE about it.
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