QDB: Quote #310840
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This quote has been fermenting for 10 years and has been voted on 7 times.
Based on preliminary voting, this quote has a 16.7% chance of being approved.

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<hockeyfag> bacon is nice.. bacon is friendly.. bacon won't leave you like a cheep whore in the middle of the night... bacon won't fuck your best friend while you're downstairs within earshot.. bacon is nice..
<TheEnigma> Bacon will listen to you when you need a friendly ear, dammit. Nevermind that bacon is without ears. This is unimportant.
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