QDB: Quote #310859
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This quote has been fermenting for 10 years and has been voted on 4 times.
Based on preliminary voting, this quote has a 30.6% chance of being approved.

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<Dodge> Why? WHY!? Why is my cable modem so fucking slow!
<spinn> germans are efficiently analyzing every packet
<spinn> it takes time
<Dodge> Efficient? I used to believe that. Then, I realized that Germans come in late, go home early, and take both American and German holidays off.
<spinn> then they goof off efficiently
<Machival> a lot probably even take the jewish holidays off, just to spite their ancestry.
<spinn> "ma, I'm going home for Yom Kippur" "I HAVE NO SON"
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