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<Lore> What was the deal with Cabbage Patch Preemies, anyway?
<Lore> "We plucked them out of the womb three weeks early, just for you!"
<Lore> Cabbage Patch Cesarian Babies
<spinn> they were blobs of melted plastic that congealed on the factory floor
<Lore> "You can wipe them off yourself!"
<Elkman> It's better than "Cabbage Patch Thalidomide Babies".
<KemloCaesar> Cabbage Patch Afterbirth
<spinn> did they come complete with a sterile plastic box, rubber gloves, and a $30,000 hospital bill?
<Leth> One of my /very/ tactful relatives sent us one. My wife wanted to send it back with some kind of nasty "Thanks, fucker" note
<Samwise> Leth: gad, that's beyond tactless to evil.
<Leth> yeah, I thought it was a prank at first
<Lore> Is there some subtext I'm missing here?
<Leth> lore: yeah, my son was born 3 months early
<Lore> Good heavens. That's the twenty-second bull-ride of bad taste. |