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<Lore> Within twenty minutes of meeting her, she had worked her suicide attempt into the conversation.
<Kyol> hooboy
<Lore> And then, ten minutes later, I overheard her repeating the same story to Colette.
<tieboy> I've known far too many people like that
<Kyol> Were the two of you wearing your trendy cafeshops "I GIVE A SHIT" hoodies?
<tieboy> "Hi, I've been fondled by my Dad and tried to commit suicide. Your name is?"
<Lore> The best part is the story itself.
<Lore> Apparently her cat pushed the gun out of her mouth. That's not a metaphor.
<Lore> So it's great, because she can work it into any conversation involving pets.
<Kyol> You met Tori Amos? COOL!
<tieboy> was the cat buttered at the time?
<zompist> "yah, my cat's always getting in the way too."
<Lore> And, I might add, does.
<Lore> So the cat, she informs EVERYONE SHE MEETS, now gets whatever it wants.
<zompist> obviously it wants guns
<bob> guns and butter
<mdxi> cats are not known for their mastery of economic policy
<Lore> What I like is that if you assume that the one cat that saved her did so purposefully, it implies that the rest of her cats wanted her dead.
<raven> In the guest room, the other cats are giving him an ass-kicking. "Two years down the drain, you bastard! We'd finally gotten her to buy ammo!" |