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<Mr_Ben> The only species that will definitely survive Y2K are humans, cockroaches and Tupperware.
<wabewalkr> Tupperware is alive?
<Mr_Ben> No, but you can't destroy it!
<MisterQ> But the roles will be reversed! Tupperware will rule the world!
<zompist> of course tupperware is alive... it reproduces, doesn't it?
<Mr_Ben> You put two containers in the cupboard, two days later, it'll be twenty!
<Da_Raven> That's why you have to store the lids separately....
<sol-D> will they be forced to do menial jobs in the hope of survival?
<zompist> is there any attractive, cool-looking tupperware?
<zompist> i mean, theoretically, could such a thing happen?
<wabewalkr> Tupperware evolves into a beautiful species?
<Da_Raven> Oh, yeah, they have some sexy Tupperware, zomp.
<MisterQ> as well as tupperware whores
<sol-D> and tupperware hordes...
<wabewalkr> Yeah, the last tupperware party I went to I got laid.
<Da_Raven> That's Tupperware's trademark - the tw whores.
<MisterQ> Ghengis Can and his tupperware horde
<sol-D> i think my cabinets are a home for wayward tupperware...cripples, retards, the general filthy vagrants...
<Da_Raven> The ones with the melted in tomato sauce?
<sol-D> oh yeah, thats the kind
* sol-D shudders involuntarily
* zompist has never been to a tupperware party... he misses all these opportunities for casual, soulless sex. |