QDB: Quote #310869
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This quote has been fermenting for 10 years and has been voted on 15 times.
Based on preliminary voting, this quote has a 49.1% chance of being approved.

#310869* (?/15) ⚐Flag
<EikaForge> Atosen, we should get married so we won't be 25 and not married. (Not that this is a proposal.)
* Celti is over 25 and not married, so...
<Godwinson> I'm 30
<Godwinson> And not married
<Godwinson> And not employed
<Celti> Yes, but you're Godwinson
<Celti> You're so fat you're married to yourself
<Godwinson> I'm so fat, I'm in a polyamorous relationship with every human on Earth. Twice.
<Atosen> How romantic.
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