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<@TheGiz> We should invent a product that's like spray paint for kids
<@TheGiz> I don't know what that product would be, but I can hear the announcero n the commercial saying "It's like spray paint... for kids!"
<Nathan_Tanuki> Water-washable spray paint
<Feenicks> So... non-toxic and water-soluble?
<Nathan_Tanuki> Non-toxic might be going a little far ;)
<@TheGiz> I was going to say I won't sign off on water soluble
<Bob_the_Hamster> The dirt just slides off! I hardly ever have to bathe them anymore, and when I do it is a quick splash with the garden hose, Child Lacquer (TM) has changed my life!
<@TheGiz> hahahah
<Nathan_Tanuki> Haha
<Bob_the_Hamster> Now available in a whole rainbow of colors, or original transparent
<Bob_the_Hamster> It's like spray paint.... for kids!
<Feenicks> What happens if you put it on when they're still a bit dirty, though?
<Bob_the_Hamster> My Wife: "Why are the children green!? What did you do?"
<@TheGiz> Happy St. Patricks day?
<Bob_the_Hamster> Me: "Isn't it great?" (splashes a cup of grape juice into infant's face) "See? everything slides right off!"
<@TheGiz> hahah
<Bob_the_Hamster> My Wife: "This is going in the deposition" |