QDB: Quote #311037
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This quote has been fermenting for 9 years and has been voted on 11 times.
Based on preliminary voting, this quote has a 25.3% chance of being approved.

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<contra> you ever bring a piss jug to the clinic
<contra> and you're like I already collected a sample for you
<contra> cause this guy did
<contra> and now he left when they told him it wasn't valid
<contra> I could almost see the spaghetti coming out of his pockets
<contra> > tfw you thought you had to pee before you went in
<contra> > tfw you pissed in a Dasani bottle
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