QDB: Quote #311044
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This quote has been fermenting for 9 years and has been voted on 19 times.
Based on preliminary voting, this quote has a 33% chance of being approved.

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<x3l3tric> "Hey, I'm just here to let you know per court order that I'm on the sex offender registry. Can I make you a drink?"
<myself> that sounds like a great comedy bit if people could laugh at that stuff
<myself> landshark!
<x3l3tric> myself: If only anyone could laugh at anything anymore, it'd be such a better world.
<x3l3tric> Rather than, "You're a white guy using the word lynch? You're a racist." which has actually been said to me before
<[Saint]> Well, context is key. If you said it /while lynching someone/...
<x3l3tric> Oh no, of course not. It was after the lynching, during the reception
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