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This quote has been fermenting for 9 years and has been voted on 19 times.
Based on preliminary voting, this quote has a 34.9% chance of being approved.

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<osuka_> ShaRose I meant 140000 united stateses
<ShaRose> osuka_ then it's only a problem if you've got any oil
<osuka_> Fuck how do I get rid of it then
<ShaRose> be white
<osuka_> I assume my nationality makes me mexican regardless of skin color?
<ShaRose> how white are you
<osuka_> white enough that I wouldn't get shot by the police
<ShaRose> osuka_ describe what would happen if you are on a street. you see a police officer next to you, and a black man on the other side of the street. you grab the gun out of the officer's holster and shoot the black man on the other side of the street.
<ShaRose> if he high fives you, you are white enough
<osuka_> ShaRose he grabs the weapon from my hand and shoots the man again
<osuka_> then high fives me
<ShaRose> congrats you are white enough
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