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<robin> carioca: Do I know you?
<carioca> no but my name is Nasser, nice to meet you, now you know me
<carioca> lol
<carioca> im just txting rrandom girls to see if i can make new friends
<carioca> hbu?
<carioca> i hope you are my age
<carioca> lol
<carioca> now thats fucked up because robin could be a girl or a guy
<robin> why only girls?
<carioca> because they are sweet and caring for the oposite sex
<carioca> now what i need is good and caring conversation
<robin> Guys have those qualities too.
<robin> Are you sure you aren't just pretending to want to be friends, and actually want to be a couple?
<carioca> they do but woman is stranger feelings
<carioca> what do you mean?
<carioca> im a couple? no im not
<carioca> im trying to seduce you?
<carioca> no im not
<carioca> you know it when im
<carioca> why did you txt me back than?
<robin> I mean if you only want to chat up girls to be friends, it sounds like you're planning to try to upgrade friendship to romance once she trusts you.
<carioca> you could just blocked or ignore me
<carioca> haha
<carioca> thats a good one
<carioca> you wouldnt like me
<robin> I think you should chat up guys too.
<carioca> and besides i dont think we are close
<robin> Guys will go straight to romance.
<robin> You don't have to pretend to be friends first.
<carioca> ok ill take your advice
<carioca> im not pretending anything
<carioca> im a honest and sincere man
<carioca> that just enter this irc chat by curiosity because i use to chat in here 20 years a ago
<carioca> and i just wondering if was the same
<carioca> of course my com puter was a 386 haha back than
<carioca> how old are you?
<robin> Just turned 18 and my pussy needs filling.
<carioca> am i talking to a tennager ? not that is wrong but i would love to know you
<carioca> damm girl you go straight to business
<robin> carioca: you are so hot
<robin> carioca: but i want more
<carioca> i dont want you to falling love for me cause im from brazil and sex its an art sweetheart
<robin> carioca: put on your robe and wizard hat
<carioca> are you blonde or brunnete
<robin> I'm blonde on top.
<carioca> just to for you to know how good im on sex , i could make you cum thru the keyboard
<carioca> huuumm
<carioca> what starts to be a friendship its getting horning
<carioca> lol
<robin> Okay but baby I still need you to put on your robe and wizard hat.
<carioca> all right babe
<carioca> its on , just for you
<robin> Oh I'm so hot.
<carioca> i dont know what fucking crazy fantasy u are on
<carioca> but i will support your endevors
<robin> Baby I'm begging you on my knees cast Lvl. 3 Eroticism
<carioca> hahahaha
<carioca> do you have whatsapp?
<carioca> how about we go live?
<robin> I replenish my mana on your Lvl. 8 chicken of the Infinite.
<robin> You cast Mighty F*ck of the Beyondness.
<carioca> allright cool
<robin> Holy shit you cast Lightning Lvl. 1,000,000 Your body explodes into a fine bloody mist, because you are only a Lvl. 2 Druid.  I'm not sure I can take it all!
<carioca> how about i cast my raise skeletons ever hard dick
<robin> I better get back to King Arthur though.  Dr. Robotnik might get jealous.
<carioca> its group gang banger supernatural evil beans
<carioca> no
<carioca> not just yet
<carioca> get you tight blonde pussy here
<carioca> this is madness
<robin> carioca: Write down my name baby in case we meet again.
<carioca> so thats what kids are learning online
<carioca> let me tell you you can get fuck at school you dont irc
<carioca> just a tip
<carioca> i use to fuck a lot of girls back than
* carioca (nasserjose@ecnet-A06ECE6C.no.no.cox.net) has left
Comment: This is what happens when horny guys on the internet haven't read bloodninja but 35-year-old male channel regulars have.
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