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<BigFish> aaah fuck, I'm gonna look like a right prat for the college photos today :(
<ruster> why?
<BigFish> I've got a black eye and a bruise right on my chin
<ruster> wtf, how'd that happen!?
<BigFish> well, I was at the womens kickboxing centre in town, chatting up this girl
<ruster> hehe, the girls there are hot
<BigFish> yeah, but anyway I was talking to her and she said "I'm not some cheap whore", can't remember what I said to get that reaction :S
<BigFish> and I thought to myself "yeah, you're an expensive one"
<ruster> lol
<BigFish> turns out I was thinking aloud... O_x |