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#187 (370/592) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
*** Topic in #ramen is 'note to sober self: this is drunk skunko, you got laid last night by alycia. YEA' |
#186 (-1/353) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<WhiteLife> i just looked at the ingredients to herbal ecstasy
<WhiteLife> ITS THE SAME THING AS MY SECRET FORMULA :( |
#185 (0/530) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Guilty> You dont want fatchicks on your pns
<Guilty> Let alone your primary pns |
#184 (-4/510) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<|Chris> you gotta jump on it coke
<|Chris> quick* |
#183 (269/544) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<BlackDeth> i was playin CS
<BlackDeth> and i accidentally ran over my whole team with a tank
<BlackDeth> i got booted off the server :/ |
#182 (84/370) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Infe5> A PS2 costs ?40,000, a PSOne costs ?15,000, and a Hello Kitty DC costs ?28,800. :(
<EtherMan> how much is that in real money |
#181 (76/398) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
(topanga) I HATE HAVING COMPUTER DREAMS. |
#180 (52/416) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<goh2> my parents are budgeting me
<goh2> 400$ a month for a computer
<goh2> for the next 3 months
<goh2> i spent 100$ on weed |
#179 (233/515) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<BlackDeth> hatter doesn't like cocaine
<BlackDeth> he just likes the way it smells! |
#178 (237/504) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<homerj> I'm saying that as a friend, not as a linux zealot |
#177 (441/654) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Lepper> i told my roommate's girlfriend that she needs to hook me up with some chicks
<Lepper> and she's like "dude, i bring my friends over... and all you do is play video games!" |
#176 (253/486) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
(Theseus-) guilty says my computer realizes that it's running a celeron and tries to commit suicide |
#175 (221/533) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Amanda_> Alright
<Amanda_> Are multiple people paying attention?
<Amanda_> Here's what I freaking want for Christmas
<Amanda_> Someone find me a friend
<Amanda_> A FEMALE FRIEND WHO IS NOT A DUMBASS |
#173 (-3/542) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<AL> He looks like a fuckin deadbeat dad. |
#172 (7/456) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
[@kode54] /quote:96 <smcn> uNF = universal noise of fucking
[@kode54] one of my few smcn quotes (I need more!)
[@smcn] ok i will say something funny
[@smcn] i'm having trouble breathing
[@smcn] and my dick is on fire
[@smcn] is this normal? |
#171 (173/432) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
[+Vile] (smcn): just because you dress like them doesnt mean you are
[!smcn] m/sg Vile would you like to touch my breasts
[!smcn] oops |
#170 (484/706) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
[@smcn] like #bearcave. you wouldn't expect it to be a gay channel. YOU WOULD EXPECT IT TO BE A CHANNEL ABOUT BEARS WOULDN'T YOU |
#168 (166/425) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Default> a girl in my gym class was getting sexually harrassed by the coach
<Default> then she got a haircut
<Cowika> in protest? |
#158 (0/424) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
I have gone to look for myself, if I should return, before I get back, keep me here. - unknown |
#156 (160/405) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<||CHAOS||> they just jumped into bed when i showed them how i added a speaker to my ti-83 |
#155 (33/379) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Eggo> invent a new kind of tolet paper, reusible or edible |
#153 (272/480) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<watashiwa> I think hypr accidentally joined #invest by mistakenngly typing a v instead of a c. |
#149 (0/339) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
*** Quits: X-7 (irc.canadian-chicks-kick-ass.ca irc.usa-chicks-are-fat.com) |
#148 (1/433) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<DigDug> did you /ctcp digdug op yourpass?
<blazep88> wtf does "yourpass" do? |
#147 (0/436) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<gloone> and they go "hey, you can have fun without chicks you know.."
<gloone> i don't wanna get drunk if there's no chicks around.. |
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