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#92 (308/549) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Xavier> if it has 'teen' in the channel name, the collective iq of the group can automatically be assumed to be a negative value |
#91 (95/433) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<MntLKeY> heh, i made up 'heh'
<Amanda`> That's a pretty outrageous claim.
<MntLKeY> i've being sayin it since 96 |
#90 (65/399) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<matt`> It is illegal to use UNIX in conjunction with a member of the opposite sex. This could prevent copulation-2.1.3-20.i386.tar.gz from compiling correctly. |
#89 (228/498) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<tmhaidnk> whoa i can submit my prayers via html based forms ! |
#88 (240/466) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Infe> but if i ever hit a deer with my car i'll be damned if i don't try to finish it off, i'll need the food after all my money is fixing the car#@$#@ |
#87 (-1/689) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Deano> hey i need a cd protection deleter proggy any1 help me |
#86 (-1/5880) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<EM> heh i wonder if there will be any black people in my classes
<EM> like i couldnt imagine black ppl being in cisco routing!! because black people just jack cars!!! |
#85 (10/687) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<matt> you could fit a carrot up that nose |
#84 (185/487) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<matt> too bad her head looks like an ass
<scv> thats makes blowjobs better, matt |
#83 (-1/597) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<matt> if you rip that girls head off and put on a good better looking head she' wouldnt be half bad |
#82 (6/448) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Guilty> Check out who used to own my new IP's
<Guilty> ArabIRC Network |
#81 (493/684) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<shaft`> I bought it through a special deal at work
<Guilty> The deal where you put what you can under your jacket? |
#80 (361/683) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<ebim> toz.. do her doggie style and have a laptop on her back so you can talk to us |
#79 (95/463) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<SYch0> [^_^
<blazemore> cellphones will give you cancer |
#78 (120/486) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<AlmtyBob> I think they should make 'Powerpuff Girls: 2012', a live action movie, where the powerpuff girls are played by mad hot chicks
<AlmtyBob> teenage chicks |
#77 (108/416) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Mac_BETA> I will give you 4 gigs o pr0n for yer mercedes |
#76 (95/471) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<MTrez> ok, about 1 million of my potential children just got introduced to some downy tissue, so im gonna sleep now, im tired |
#75 (-3/711) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<skunko> well i officially have jacked off |
#74 (283/621) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<JCamel> heh, no, because i jacked off into his mom's black bra, and she blamed it on him |
#73 (322/692) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<ooze> take a hot swedish chick from behind, bend over to her ear. and whisper "i have aids", then try to keep your penis inside of her.
<ooze> thats swedish rodeo. |
#72 (644/889) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<reptile-> The first time hypr opened a box of Cheerios and looked inside he yelled, "OH WOW! DONUT SEEDS!"
<hypr> wtf are donut seeds |
#71 (116/410) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<strobe> damn, NeXT users are a weird bunch
<strobe> Did the NeXT cube come with free crack or something? |
#70 (230/510) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
* XS slaps the crap out of someone with a larger than ordinary, non-standard, frames compatible, Microsoft trout. |
#69 (157/428) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<spleenex> EQ is like a 3D AOL chatroom with monsters :/ |
#68 (156/455) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<HomerJ> Microsoft could shit in a box, adn most people would buy it |
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