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#40 (-3/864) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<WiLD_> my lele is at attention |
#39 (217/569) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<FuNGiSiDE> ftp
<FuNGiSiDE> er wtf |
#38 (2406/5474) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Relevant> get oral_sex_training_video.mpg
<Relevant> Oops wrong window. |
#37 (0/762) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<iln> cd earlyteen |
#36 (174/594) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<McMoo> wouldn't it be great if someone made a program where we could connect to a server and chat with each other in channels we create? |
#35 (-1/705) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Guilty> Ya know that fat guy they always show in Palm Beach
<Guilty> Hes the reason they couldnt get it done |
#33 (1753/3986) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
[17:05] *** D1 sets mode: +o C-Rock
<D1> oh wait, I was trying to kick you. |
#32 (554/1156) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Goemon> you know how they have the /whois command, they should have a /whowas command to see who people were after they quit.
<Spidey> they do, goemon
<Goemon> damn.
<Goemon> my mom must have dropped
<Goemon> me |
#31 (539/1443) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<EM[mMF]> man
<EM[mMF]> unix manuals would be so much cooler
<EM[mMF]> if they had porn in them
<EM[mMF]> like "Basics of the Bash Shell"
<EM[mMF]> <LESBIAN PORN>
<EM[mMF]> i'd read that shit |
#30 (531/1240) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<pezmasta> my band is gonna be called: rage against the answering machine |
#28 (336/899) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Deth[EHC]> Chromium: stop masturbating imma be home any minute :P
*** Deth[EHC] has quit IRC (Leaving)
<reptile-> Actually, that's a secret code for Chromium to get ready for the ass reaming of his life. |
#27 (-2/1032) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<kolby> learn so grahmar(sp? ;[) and get back to me |
#26 (0/3495) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<AlmtyBob> 401k's are for homos who fucking intend to live until 65 |
#25 (0/1029) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Ash> Yeah, but iln's pot abuse makes him unemployable.
<iln> you can't abuse pot ash |
#24 (2757/6101) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<ckx> women ask for it
<ckx> they act all old and mature
<ckx> and then you stick your cock up their ass
<ckx> and they get all bitchy
<ckx> "I"M ONLY 13, I'M ONLY 13!!!" |
#23 (654/1525) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Guilty> Oh god I just changed my pw and instantly forgot it |
#22 (483/1020) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<`Xenocide> Bolstered by the state of Kansas' recent measure removing the requirement for the teaching of evolution in public schools, yesterday afternoon the Mississippi legislature passed a bill eliminating fractions and decimal points from the mathematics curriculum of all public secondary schools in the state. |
#21 (1/4377) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Tempy^^> I'll settle for old and fat
<Tempy^^> begger can't be choosers
<Tempy^^> prolly find used condoms inside of her |
#20 (579/1058) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Dr_DOS> My fish get scared of pizza boxes.
<Dr_DOS> They think they're giant borg ships or smth
<repp0r> Don't put an anchovie pizza near your fish. |
#19 (42/841) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<@Unsavory> eggdrop1.4.0 is weird
<@Unsavory> its got just a different feel to it
<@Unsavory> like an anus and a vagina |
#18 (2278/3980) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<TOZTWO> I was kinda shy, and still am, so right after sex, I started getting dressed before she could turn on the lights......
<TOZTWO> Well, she turns the light on, and I have my clothes on already, and she can't find her undies.......
<TOZTWO> But she finds my undies next to the bed.
<TOZTWO> Guess whose undies I'm wearing? |
#17 (8/975) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<emufreak> And now, an interview with Marat Fayzullin.
<emufreak> How did you get into emulation?
<RST38h> Well, it started when som*** PLZ PAY $35 TO CONTINUE |
#16 (1950/4488) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<wecell> new apples look fairly interesting, but i'd hate to buy into something that is going to CRASH all the time.
<DigDug> wecell : What are you using right now?
<wecell> i've always used windows machines. |
#15 (728/1250) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<emufreak> I HATE CHANNEL TOPICS
<emufreak> WHY MUST THEY EXIST
<emufreak> AND WHY DO I STILL CLICK THEM WHEN THEY END IN .JPG |
#14 (428/1119) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<watashi-x> Oh my God! Are you attemping to DoS me?
<Polymer> WTF are you talking about dumb ass
<Polymer> I can't get into your MS-DOS |
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