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#307570* (?/33) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
BlueProtoman: fuck you up your pocked cunt midget dick
Wally: OH HAI
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#307619* (?/43) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<~Dark_Horse> everypony here who has a mod status also has a vhost
<~Dark_Horse> the only four who don't are Kembe, jenni, MichaelXX2, and Tavia
<@Fluttershi> oh? interesting
<~Dark_Horse> /hostserv request [vhost]
<jenni> wut?
• ~Dark_Horse shrugs
<jenni> how
<jenni> wut?
<+Kembe> why?
<~Dark_Horse> …huh?
<+Kembe> lol
<+Kembe> that was amazing
<+Kembe> mass confusion
<Tavia> der
<Tavia> p
<~Dark_Horse> wait, what?Comment: Canternet (irc.canternet.org)
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#307620* (?/45) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<~Dark_Horse> just don't try to take any of my nicks :P
<~Dark_Horse> no /nick BlacklightShining
<~Dark_Horse> :P
• @Fluttershi is curious
<~Dark_Horse> O.o
<~Dark_Horse> wanna try it? :P
<@Fluttershi> i think i’ll try from a dif instance
<~Dark_Horse> XD
<@Fluttershi> i think i know what’ll happen though
<~Dark_Horse> XD
<+Kembe> lol
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← BlacklightShining left IRC. [BlacklightShining!Fluttershi@Pony-0e0n96.toldoh.ameritech.net] (Killed (NickServ (GHOST command used by Dark_Horse!Blackl@cloud-4c2ins.Cape_Sunrise.Equestria)))
<~Dark_Horse> :3
<Tavia> nice
<@Fluttershi> ghosted
<~Dark_Horse> And that is why you don't take any of my nicks >:3
<~Dark_Horse> because I know how to use Services, beeyatch
<+Kembe> Unfortunately, my real name is still *shudders* Colton...
<jenni> lol
<~Dark_Horse> lol, KembeComment: #LunasLoftOOC on Canternet (irc.canternet.org)
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#307626* (?/47) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<~[BlacklightShining]> Gilda: and anypony can use caps|bols
<~[BlacklightShining]> bold *
<~[BlacklightShining]> we don't have S or c set
<~[BlacklightShining]> or C or T for that matter
<~[BlacklightShining]> …in fact, I think we only have n, t, and H
< Drunkgate> abd A!
< Drunkgate> AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
< Drunkgate> AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
<~[BlacklightShining]> …eeyup…+AHnt 16:300
< Drunkgate> oh, I'll shut up now
<~[BlacklightShining]> … XD
<~LightningCrash> The replacement of an "n" with a "b." Classic drunk action.Comment: #SeriousPony on Canternet (irc.canternet.org)
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#307628* (?/49) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<+Diamond> lol, been there, donr\e that, try dying for 3 mins
<~Semipresent_Darkness> Oh yeah?
<+Diamond> hint hint it happened yesterday
<~Semipresent_Darkness> Well try breaking a wing and being unable to fly for a /week!/
<%Prius> Um Blacklight
<%Prius> I think they're talking about real life lol
<~Semipresent_Darkness> … :|
<~Semipresent_Darkness> I don't talk about real life.
<%Prius> lol
<~Semipresent_Darkness> This is my real life.
<~Semipresent_Darkness> Its container is just a nightmare.
<~Semipresent_Darkness> That I have to live through.
<+Diamond> im talkin real life
<~Semipresent_Darkness> :PP
<+Diamond> fuckin shit hurt too
<@TehWinged> Prius
<~Semipresent_Darkness> breaking a wing hurts
<@TehWinged> Let that be a warning?
<%Prius> Teh
<%Prius> mmmhm
< Alex_Drawing> Punch in the boob equals kick in the jewels
<%Prius> random!
<+Diamond> really?
<~Semipresent_Darkness> :PP
<+Diamond> well, i died, u just bleed
<~Semipresent_Darkness> And was unable to fly.
<~Semipresent_Darkness> For a /week./
< Alex_Drawing> Every month
< Alex_Drawing> With cramps
<~Semipresent_Darkness> Try doing /that./
<%Prius> you died?
<%Prius> how so?
<%Prius> Wait
<%Prius> so Alex IS a girl?
< Alex_Drawing> Which feels like getting constantly punched in the gut
< Alex_Drawing> Yes
<+Diamond> genetis deiseas was too mudh, thank god for defib unitsComment: It's funny because Blacklight's trying to say something and everypony's just ignoring him. | #LunasLoftOOC on Canternet
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#307632* (?/49) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
• [`BlacklightShining] is now known as Blackl_ImminentConnectionDrop.
← LightningCrash left IRC. (Connection closed)
→ LightningCrash joined the channel.
Luna sets mode +qo LightningCrash LightningCrash
• Blackl_ImminentConnectionDrop is now known as `BlacklightShining.
<~LightningCrash> I love how you had "ImminentConnectionDrop" as your status, and I dropped connection.Comment: #SeriousPony on Canternet (irc.canternet.org)
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#307659* (?/77) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
a vulnerability test, please disregard.Comment: TEST
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#307703 (-7/79) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Peng> Racist. I've dated many perfectly trustworthy robots.
<yonkeltron> Peng: yeah, best to wipe the wd-40 off your whore mouth before coming into the officeComment: #prgmr on freenode
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#307863* (?/29) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
r3loaded: I never understood why phone manufacturers allow US networks this much influence in their phones. It's like your ISP dictating what features your laptop can and cannot have.
HeartBurnKid: @r3loaded: The problem is, in America, about 99% of the phone sales are through the network itself and/or their authorized resellers. OK, that number's pulled from my ass, but it's that astronomical.
AkioMorita: @HeartBurnKid: Agent of R.O.A.C.H.: I've seen your ass...it isn't THAT astronomical. |
#307894* (?/15) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<glxblt> at least crystal hotel had some single player rooms available
<GargajCNS> "single player rooms"?
<GargajCNS> you mean you had to do quests and shit to get a room, but you had save points?
<glxblt> ..
<Saga_Musix> :D
<glxblt> that wasn't even a joke, 100% brainfart
<glxblt> oh god. |
#307967* (?/27) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Mekoryuk> 10.6
<Mekoryuk> That's a funny way of saying "Windows XP" |
#308000* (?/11) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
< broquea> ive used a lot of quagga, a smidgeon of openbgpd and poked an eye out looking at bird |
#308013* (?/39) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
< hlveheart> I did chuckle today about how pedo pervy HTML can be.
< hlveheart> <g0th> I just have access to the parent, but from that it should be easy to get access to the children
< Visage> What's the best thing about 28-year olds?
< Visage> There's twenty of them. :)
< Visage> </pedohumor> |
#308016* (?/13) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Jay> what's the procedure for dealing with a serial van evader?Comment: on a help channel
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#308028* (?/15) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<tdubellz> you widh
<tdubellz> wish
<Sweden> I'm not sure I follow.
<wtf-honey> lol @ that song.
<tdubellz> you couldnt even plug the eye of a needle
<wtf-honey> i would like to see that comparison please. lol
<tdubellz> lol. i plunge the toilet with mine
<tdubellz> er not really
<wtf-honey> uhhh...
<tdubellz> that is gross... i never said that
<wtf-honey> lol |
#308046* (?/11) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<+tenderheart> It's not rape if you yell surprise! |
#308099* (?/9) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<MaelMarphone> All gatorade tastes the same to me. Like black people. |
#308107* (?/23) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<%Connor> i found out how to make a php based porn site
<%Connor> rly easy
<%Connor> $ touch tits.phap
<%Connor> its a sik new extension i made
<%Connor> its got some excellent things, just like php
<%Connor> but strictly for porn
<%Connor> all you have to do is touch the file
<%Connor> instant porn |
#308113* (?/13) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Tremble> ass > boobies
<Tremble> neck > all
<kickass> exactly what a gay would say
<Tremble> dont be hating on necks
<kickass> got to ask, what the fuck makes a 'nice neck'
<d4> kickass: semen |
#308142* (?/13) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Senix> Tundmatu: transfer me your love
<Senix> Tundmatu: lets cyber
<Tundmatu> open anus
Senix Tundmatu: that will transfer it
<Tundmatu> prepare for docking
<Senix> Tundmatu: DONE
<Senix> DOCKING PROCEDURE PREPARTE
<Senix> *PREPARD
<Senix> E
<Senix> YOU HAVE THE GO
<Tundmatu> enters Senix
<Senix> DUHH!!!!
<Senix> DUH!!! DUNA!!!!
*Tundmatu commands his minions to board Senix's vessel |
#308147* (?/9) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Falconpunch> I'm not gay
<Falconpunch> No one can prove it
<Falconpunch> Only gay people call people gay
<Patgangster> but leod IS gay |
#308148* (?/13) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
atari2600a: hey
griffin: Hey
atari2600a: can you help me dick around with the talk command on my server
griffin: Sure
atari2600a: awesome
atari2600a: I'll create an account for you here
atari2600a: okay
atari2600a: long onto
atari2600a: griffin@[blarg].dyndns.org
griffin: pw?
atari2600a: password [nazi penises]
atari2600a: wait
atari2600a: sorry
atari2600a: forgot to install openssh-server
atari2600a: fresh install sorry
griffin: it's cool
griffin: Not using pagekite?
atari2600a: never really looked into it
atari2600a: never had to
atari2600a: dyndns has just worked
atari2600a: oh you can login now
atari2600a: WAIT
atari2600a: fuck
atari2600a: sorry about this I forgot to set up the static IP this time
atari2600a: okay now try
griffin: "Unable to connect"
atari2600a: maybe the service didn't execute after install...
atari2600a: no it's running...
atari2600a: try now?
atari2600a: again
griffin: Nope
griffin: still borked
atari2600a: griffin@[herp derp].dyndns.org
atari2600a: maybe I typed it wrong
atari2600a: I can connect through the URL...
griffin: Checked it and still unable to connect
atari2600a: try taking out the griffin@
atari2600a: & punching that in manually
griffin: yeah, it's divided by username and domain
griffin: so griffin
griffin: and then your url
atari2600a: wait how are you doing this
atari2600a: PuTTY
griffin: Pidgin
atari2600a: or a shell
atari2600a: dude
atari2600a: wat
griffin: I thought you were setting up a jabber server?
atari2600a: I ALREADY set up an SSH server
atari2600a: I always have SSH on this
griffin: oooooooooookay
atari2600a: how the hell does XMPP have a talk command
griffin: logged in
griffin: don't be an ass |
#308151* (?/13) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
< x[LGWs4x4i]uG2N0> humanity peaked
< x[LGWs4x4i]uG2N0> in 1998
< x[LGWs4x4i]uG2N0> just compare the video games that came out in 1998
< x[LGWs4x4i]uG2N0> with the ones that come out today
< x[LGWs4x4i]uG2N0> starcraft, half-life, final fantasy 7, fallout 2
< x[LGWs4x4i]uG2N0> metal gear solid, resident evil 2, grim fandango
< x[LGWs4x4i]uG2N0> zelda ocarina of time
< x[LGWs4x4i]uG2N0> compare that to today's games
< x[LGWs4x4i]uG2N0> modern warfare |
#308154* (?/19) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
[discussion about dropping words to make sentences sound monkey-cheese caveman-ish, eg 'i can has']
<bucketmouse> my lab partner skipped a weekly 4-hour lab with "i'm going to burning man with friends" as an excuse a week before midterms
<bucketmouse> i didn't give him any crap about it because i'd go too if i had the chance/lack of obligations
<bucketmouse> when he showed up the week after i asked him how it was
<bucketmouse> "we got like 9 dominations"Comment: oh how i hate him
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#308164* (?/9) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Moon_Doggy> here comes OMR
* OldManRiver has joined #inportb
* ChanServ gives voice to OldManRiver
<Moon_Doggy> lolz
<Moon_Doggy> OldManRiver, why you no auto join
<OldManRiver> Howdy
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