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#6197 (79/221) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<barkode:#916> i'm a fan of real time irc.
<barkode:#916> not this playing-chess-via-postal-mail-to-uzbekistan irc strategy kubla has |
#6247 (79/283) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<chemical-burn> I just had a bowl of clam chowder explode all over my face and chest, now I know how a girl feels when she gives head. |
#6802 (79/272) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<YyzKnicks> what is anal sex anyway, when you think about it too much and get neurotic? Ohh, you mean butt sex |
#6935 (79/278) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<rayena> Oh great.. I'm covered with salad again
<michael> Lesbian salad wrestling, on the next Jerry Springer |
#7227 (79/236) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Prophet_Tenebrae> i am to porn what pot noodle is to snacks.
<Wesley> an insult? |
#8149 (79/268) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Vertinox> >< jesus you eleetists
<Vertinox> i curse joe and anarch to die of prostate cancer at the age of 64
<Vertinox> you just remember that
<Soulflame> hehe
<Soulflame> DIE
<Exile> why not make it next year? curse them to die at age 14
*** Exile was kicked by Joe_ (I'm 17, jAckass.) |
#8409 (79/269) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<mindlace> i ate a pig that had probably been tortured its entire life before finally being put out of its misery in a festering pile of its screaming kin.
<space> i mean, part of the fun of having a pet is being able to interact with it |
#8530 (79/276) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<[Bryan]> cams: Damn I'm ugly man.. how do you hang around me?
<cams> i have no idea
<cams> it might be my blindness |
#8741 (79/265) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Doomaholic> my pad fell off, and i can play in an octave thats not supposted to exist |
#9900 (79/254) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<clemmy> DarkFader: warning! reading of this line triggers a hidden routine in your brain and you will forget some of the information stored there
<clemmy> DF: it worked, right?
<Costis> cl, ahahahahahahahaha
<DarkFader> what did work?
<clemmy> DF: I knew it would
<Costis> cl, ahahahaha! good joke :D
<DarkFader> WHAT? |
#10957 (79/239) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Kateryne> brb
<Kateryne> back
<Malcavious> front
<Kateryne> side
<Malcavious> middle
<Malcavious> other side =P
<Zarakinthish> bottom
<Zarakinthish> top
<Malcavious> no i wanna be on top
<Zarakinthish> Of who exactly?
<Kateryne> ....dude....
<Kateryne> ew. |
#13576 (79/244) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Darth-Phenom> I've just realised something which you'll find quite remarkable
<Darth-Phenom> This place sucks |
#14222 (79/227) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Sierro> I don't need music to get a shag
<mal> well no
<mal> music and miracle, but the musics a start |
#17373 (79/274) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<LoRdZephyR> i cant swim
<roboman20> i thought only people with down syndrome couldnt swim
<LoRdZephyR> WELL YOUR WRONG WHORE
* roboman20 hands zeph a chromosome |
#19125 (79/271) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Bro`> pikachu
<Racecraft> what?
<Racecraft> did you IRC-sneeze? |
#20685 (79/283) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
blade|uk: oh no
blade|uk: another AOLer
DONTGIVEU: uh yes
DONTGIVEU: who cares im not a bad aoler
DONTGIVEU: i do good for this room
blade|uk: room
blade|uk: haha
blade|uk: typical AOLer
blade|uk: it's called a channel |
#26388 (79/231) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<<< [Lolita!~prada@208.20.58.194] i like putting my pairs of socks
togehter after i wash them, it's like playing mahjong |
#28473 (79/235) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<andypandy7> she is uber nice, http://koti.mbnet.fi/bleach/pebat/Ass_058.html
<andypandy7> her ass is perfect, and her tits
<Shekkie> yar
<andypandy7> man if i could fuck her it would be so cool
<Octo> u cant get a chick like that even in your dreams
<andy|> ur so right aswell :(
<Octo> me neither...but feck it..
<andy|> i couldnt even dream fucking her cause my brain would say "no way loser" |
#28825 (79/279) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Random-Guy> Hello? Is anyone there? I did it! I'm the last #finalfighter alive! *Spills his hand lotion* That...that's not fair. There was time now! |
#30418 (79/359) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Finn> wow... in the summer we only heat the water with oil, now in the winter we use wood as well... I had a shower and turned it up fully as I do in the summer... I never jumped against a wall that fast !!Comment: #geekissues
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#31095 (79/279) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<killfile> Why on earth would you want children at all?
<jedi_antwerp> i'd like to know that after i've banged a girl i've ruined her life, tooComment: #plainsofhotha on slashnet via fpm
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#37983 (79/207) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
[steven] where were you
[Mediator] first time I played doom it gave me a 3 hour seazure
[Mediator] I've been in the hospitle |
#40653 (79/255) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Desh> GEORGIA SUX
<doughnut> so does your mom
<doughnut> like a vacuum cleaner
<doughnut> just sucks and sucks
<Desh> my dad told me stores of when my mom gave him head
<Desh> she likes to spit it out and suck it back in >__>
<doughnut> ...................wtf
<Desh> i know things im not supposed to know :( |
#53205 (79/255) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Ren[Spriting]> Mike Tyson only made one contribution to society worth giving.
<Ren[Spriting]> His NES boxing game.
<Retro> he bit somebody
<Retro> oh |
#102826 (79/155) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Nuuka> Im going to be pissed off if I cant use the internet during the hurricane
<Benny2k> Why? want to be able to write brb hurricane? :P |
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