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#67775 (76/210) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<turtlexiv> do you know of a built-in function to strip out possible extra info from the filename? i need to escape all back slash and forward slashes
<espantoso> back slash, forward slash, escape... sounds like OJ Simpson |
#297665 (76/102) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Strengths> I have this huge zit on the side of my nose :/
<subcontinental> Paint it gold or silver and it'll look like a peircing
<Strengths> that's ... brilliant! |
#304568 (76/136) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
Kasm279: what does flash use?
fleebailey33: cpu |
#310382 (76/112) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<@Madda> Well, people don't seem too bothered by the "Our app will now record audio from your mobile"
<@Madda> So... *shrugs*
<~Altieri> Well, part of the problem is that those privacy warnings aren't always clear.
<@Crazed_Succubus> i feel like if i was that bothered i'd cut myself off from all technology and live in the woods
<@Crazed_Succubus> but i'm determined not to Thoreau my life away |
#311568 (76/86) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<@Rjx> the bigger question is why I am so fixated on personality disorders
<@digdug_> maybe you have pdfpd
<@digdug_> personality disorder fixation personality disorder
<@Dom`> pdfpd.pdf
<@Dom`> the document for pdfpd |
#868 (77/257) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<OmniGurt> <Zophar> Someone hacked my site!
<OmniGurt> (insert dramatic Wing Commander music here |
#1432 (77/263) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<@SLiPMaTT`> no i had one girlie today give me her #
<rocker> slippy goes to an all guys school |
#2171 (77/335) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
(Reverend_) i thought i had to shit really bad
(Reverend_) but then i just farted like 3 times, and now i'm all cool
(Reverend_) but my ass is kinda wet and sticky
(Reverend_) any hot chicks, msg me, and we'll talk about it
(Reverend_) share your feelings |
#2574 (77/293) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<blazemore> i don't even know who the beatles are
<blazemore> except for jay leno and that other guy that just died |
#2576 (77/247) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<dregan> Speaking of which, I got myself a new girlfriend.
<dregan> And she has a bigger dick than my last boyfriend.
<dregan> Skillz. |
#3061 (77/243) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<MadScribe> i WILL NEVER EVER live below someone again
<MadScribe> he is apparently redoing the fucking floor
<MadScribe> *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* pause
<MadScribe> *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* pause
<MadScribe> *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* pause
<MadScribe> *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* pause
<MadScribe> for the last fucking hour
<MadScribe> geezus
<toNe> you sure he's not just fucking his wife? |
#4471 (77/227) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<the_Speed_Bump> I can't imagine a conversation that covers both philosophy and shit without being terribly disjointed.
<the_Speed_Bump> "So, what do you think of God?" "I just took the hugest shit ever!" |
#4825 (77/241) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
*** Toramo has joined #---------
<Toramo> It's a full house tonight!!!
<Illuvatar> Can I be uncle Joey? |
#6868 (77/236) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
* Brooke just adores the way you people try to worm out of stuff. <G> "Could you explain it to Brooke?" "I'd love to, but I'm right in the middle of chewing my hand off." |
#7165 (77/297) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<^FiCtIoN^> get a tounge ring
<CheeseCookies> lol, coz there good on chicks :D
<Mousey> so is an apron |
#7503 (77/240) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<djfisty> i woke up with samuel l jackson's hairstyle from 'unbreakable' |
#8479 (77/219) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Kaff> its saturday night. what are you doing here
<Kaff> i thought you'd have too much of a social life.
<spoob> Parts of me love interacting with other parts of me, but as a whole, I'm about as popular and loved as jamesm
<Kaff> oh. so you're a dead shit.
<spoob> Succinct, cruel, and accurate |
#9138 (77/240) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
Vahina2002: it was not difficult
Cayen2000: I know but I'm blind in one eye and can't see out the other |
#9186 (77/277) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
* Hawx grins and wonders if Steve Jobs has ever been called Mac Daddy :D |
#9526 (77/227) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<MadMax> press the Alt key.
<MadMax> Once.
<MadMax> press the left arrow key
<MadMax> Once
<MadMax> press the down arrow key
<MadMax> then you should get a list...
<MadMax> ?
<MadMax> that works for me at least..
<Altariel> that takes me into the tools menu
<MadMax> which left are you going 8p
<Altariel> oh fuck |
#10162 (77/261) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Gygaxis> hitler: NO FAIR!!! ENGLANDS WALLHACKING!!!!1 |
#10660 (77/303) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<MEEPY> COULD SOMEBODY HELP ME!? I WANT TO PLAY DOOM2 OVER NETSCAPE, BUT CAN'T FIGURE IT OUT. I LOAD THE IDSOFTWARE SITE IN NETSCAPE , THEN START DOOM2 AND JOIN A MAP BUT I NEVER SEE ANY PLAYERS? IS IT JUST THAT THEY ALL LOOK LIKE MONSTERS? IF THAT'S THE CASE, I THINK I'M REALLY GOOD!! |
#10979 (77/251) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Dryzzid{SAS}> OOOOOW
<Dryzzid{SAS}> I just sat on my nuts :(
* Jaedra stares at Dryzz
<Jaedra> dude...
<Dryzzid{SAS}> What? I sat down the wrong way..
<Dryzzid{SAS}> I crushed one :( |
#11094 (77/235) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<magoo> herk knows all about liquid saftey
<herkit> i know where to buy new keyboards |
#12356 (77/300) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<NASTYFEET> ANY TUFF GUYS HERE THAT WILL FIGHT MY DAD ? MSG ME |
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