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#17435 (78/276) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Pete[z]> my mate gaz was trying to get a blowjob from this girl ok
<Pete[z]> so, he dipp'd his nob in dip cheese at this party
<Pete[z]> anyway
<Pete[z]> so she sucke dhim off
<Pete[z]> then her mother came home
<Pete[z]> grabbed a biscuit
<Pete[z]> and straight for the cheese dip |
#28675 (78/354) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
(@opp-noobs-) 27. A catholic minister is known as a?
(NoahB-r) pedophileComment: Submitted by Wheelman56
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#31650 (78/240) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<[myg0t]Techno_Warrior> my freind's friend's girlfriend got a tat in jap
<[myg0t]Techno_Warrior> it said white whore
<[myg0t]b4d_k4rm4> lol
<littlepanis> hahahaha
<littlepanis> good things it not ur friends gf
<[myg0t]Techno_Warrior> it was one of those tat shacks
<[myg0t]Techno_Warrior> at special events
<[myg0t]Techno_Warrior> she couldnt find the guy so she paid for removal |
#31936 (78/264) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Biggs`> X_Raided|, I sent you an E-card :)
<Biggs`> type /server mail to read it!
* X_Raided| has quit IRC (Signed off) |
#32718 (78/346) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Allahkat> I would like to do a comparison between fraknet's #fark and #frak.
<Allahkat> #Frak: <ocean2> a^2 + b^2 = c^2
<Allahkat> <ocean2> where c is the longest side of a triangle
<Allahkat> #Fark: <Allahkat> Well, if you have a small weener, you can put it in my bum.
<Allahkat> <Wintermute> front bum?
<Allahkat> <Allahkat> Both bums.
<ocean2> haha
<Allahkat> Does anyone see a slight difference?
<ocean2> i'm not sure
<Allahkat> HAHAComment: Channel comparison
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#34359 (78/284) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<timmo> GOD DAMMIT AIM
<timmo> making a fucking window pop up while im in the middle of typing
<hy\dro> working fine for m
<hy\dro> e
<hy\dro> oh
<timmo> someone invited me to fucking chat or some shit
<timmo> but while i was typing
<Kenn> haha
<Kenn> and you hit space
<timmo> i totally killed the fucking window
<Kenn> and you will NEVER EVER know what it said
<Kenn> and who it was from
<Kenn> EVER
<timmo> exactly
<Kenn> Doesn't that kill you?
<timmo> yesComment: #geekissues efnet
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#35977 (78/182) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<pasi> do people there usually eat the college/uni or at home?
<FJ> i don't usually try to eat my college.
<FJ> its a huge building, i expect it'd damage my teeth, too |
#37190 (78/196) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
* Wolfy does his bit to erradicate capitalism by using lower case :P
* Wolfy is now known as wolfy |
#37255 (78/208) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<gullberg> derb^ircdruk? drunk? :D
<derb^ircdruk> indeed :D
<gullberg> nice :D
<derb^ircdruk> have to drive in about 3½ hours
<derb^ircdruk> you know, car and shit
<derb^ircdruk> I'm going to crash so much
<gullberg> Then dont drive ;)
<gullberg> sleep instead :D
<derb^ircdruk> no
<gullberg> why not?
<derb^ircdruk> need my driver's license |
#38098 (78/174) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<@ecks> do you have any pets that have a pension for eating things of former girlfriends?
<@f0rked> pension?
<@zeleftikam> no
<@Firebug24k> penchant
<@zeleftikam> all my pets have 401k s |
#39172 (78/194) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<X-G> Yay, I wrote a todo list
<X-G> Now I can procrastinate more efficiently! |
#39804 (78/234) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
* plugged sets topic in #php to 'why do programmers confuse christmas and halloween? because oct 31 = dec 25'Comment: Efnet #php
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#42322 (78/202) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Nin10doman> A tail would be cool..
<Nin10doman> You coudl bitchslap peopel with it.
<Nin10doman> Or open doors if you were carryign shit.
<dorfsquest> yeah. Especially if you could swing from trees with it.
<Nin10doman> And you can whip people with it.
<Deg> hell, grow another few arms
<Deg> and another few penises
* Joins: strongbad
<Nin10doman> maybe even masturbate with it, but that's going into the inner depths of the sick regions of my mind.
<Nin10doman> I mean, the fur could be a semi-lubricant, right?
* Quits: strongbad (Quit: )Comment: #game_maker
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#44938 (78/172) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<devolve> if I went to jail, I have no idea what would happen to all my shit
<MotorToad> it would be firmly packed |
#46666 (78/178) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
< tittyfuckosaurus> I love kidneys
< tittyfuckosaurus> not much else though, not liver or tripe or brains
< tittyfuckosaurus> or tongue
< tittyfuckosaurus> well, I like tongue, but only if it's applied to my penis
< bazzy> i'm the same with liver |
#53055 (78/238) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<m[a]cky> I wish my lawn was emo, so it would cut itself. |
#151794 (78/236) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<cyclonut> the whole "you must use our browser" "you have been authenticated" bla bla bla bullcrap doesnt sit well with me
<homerj> they detect your IP, contact your ISP for your information. Then they sneak into your house and install Vista
<homerj> then charge it to your bank account
<cyclonut> homerj, and then take a crap in your toilet and not flush. thats their trademark
<homerj> cyclonut, yes, that's how you know it wasn't just random vandalism
<RioMerc> Anyone who craps in your toilet and doesn't flush gets sued for trademark infringement |
#214191 (78/166) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Gnome> Yo momma so fat, Atlas got confused, dropped the earth, and picked her up |
#252356 (78/224) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
xexyz: I don't think there are NATO specs for Nerf ammunition |
#298061 (78/160) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
* em-pregnated is now known as emily`
< postscript> woha
< postscript> aborted? |
#301550 (78/98) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<ryg> some architectures seriously make you want to staple your palm to your face to save yourself a lot of effort |
#307040 (78/102) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
< Tommy`> cd ~
< Daeken> Tommy`: you're heading home? |
#309171 (78/104) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<aji> suppose that X is the most annoying thing
<Brando753> ok
<aji> let Y be "nerds arguing about X"
<aji> by the Brando753 principle, Y is more annoying than X
<aji> therefore, no such X can exist |
#309512 (78/96) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
< elliott> As mentioned in the outline history section a French artillery officer by the name of Nicholas Cugnot (1729-1804) made a steam three-wheeler intended for military use in 1769. This was arguably the first 'motor vehicle' although the small boiler could carry only enough water for a fifteen minute run and the maximum speed was about 4mph.
< elliott> In spite of these limitations on his first road trial of the three wheeler machine, making him arguably the first motorist, M. Cugnot hit a wall, becoming the first motorist to have an accident, and after several more experiments he scored the hat trick by becoming the first person to be arrested and imprisoned for dangerous driving. |
#1193 (79/250) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<|Chris> i want you to setup a word substitution in your head
<|Chris> whenever you see the term "wrestling," i want you to think, "white trash" |
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