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#309708 (77/99) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
* Mich is now known as mich
<TB> Little mich
<TB> I don't understand the need to change from M to m
<Tibby> he ran into a goomba |
#310153 (77/87) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Xaiier> I'm curious as to what a nuclear meltdown in space would be like
<scott_manley1> well there's no down
<scott_manley1> so it's more a melt
<Xaiier> oh right |
#311122 (77/103) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Kit> Is anyone around who has my nude pics who can forward them to someone? |
#1256 (78/292) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<RallyCat> All this talks about cats is making me crave chinese food. |
#2053 (78/258) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Gwar> u might as well be holding your penis if you're using a joystick in quake |
#3106 (78/216) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Maxstah> GOD what i'd do for gwen (stefani) to just kiss the tip of my cock
<Javi> you'd blow me?
<Maxstah> javi i'd swallow
<Maxstah> i'm comfortable with my hentrosexuality
<Maxstah> long as i have a coke to chase it down with |
#3944 (78/249) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
(seiki) &google inflatable+goat
(fnet) Google (inflatable+goat): http://www.vacationbibleschool.com/v_newfeatures.html |
#4356 (78/300) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<teu> I have to admit, when I first suggested anal sex to my girlfriend, she looked at me like I was crazy. I offered to double-wrap, use plenty of AstroGlide, but she was still totally freaked over the idea of it. Then she made a deal with me: If I'd bend over for her strap-on, she'd bend over for me. We take turns taking it up the poop chute, and now we finally feel like our relationship is fully equal |
#4428 (78/276) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<happy> the neat thing about java is that it's so slow |
#5017 (78/276) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Pad-lock> Hey Shithead! You want a fuckin fight?!?! If so come to #teens4christ That is.. if your not a fuckin PUSSY!!!! |
#5511 (78/288) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
*** Moses is now known as Cain
<Cain> oh no I killed my bro
<KeeperS> ...
<KeeperS> what a stirring rendition of the bible
* KeeperS is moved to tears |
#6053 (78/242) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<pupok> i need ritalin to make the perl bearable. |
#6070 (78/282) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<psychicbug> ok, take the bible in a .txt document and open it in notepad. shift every first letter to the right 1, and save it as an .avi. turns out, its a cumshot vid |
#6753 (78/239) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<CyberPunkWanabe> I broke my new stereo that I got after christmas cause I broke the one I got for christmas..
<CyberPunkWanabe> I shouldnt be allowed within 10 ft of electronics |
#7125 (78/242) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Dracleath> Dual wielding great swords with monkey grip
<Staberinde> I have a monkeygrip
<Staberinde> they won't let me use it in public though |
#7250 (78/244) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<yunicus> god has so many stalkers |
#7620 (78/288) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<shadok> CNN: Germany seals Nazi slave labor compensation deal
<shadok> i think they should just invite all the remaining survivors to free
"compensation camps" |
#7974 (78/267) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Pirificio> Anyone on here with a higher level of Estrogin than Testoterone?
<mogismog> lemme guess, you don't have a girlfriend? |
#8073 (78/373) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Avatar> how much do dishwashers cost
<krissle> haha
<krissle> you dont buy a dishwasher
<krissle> you marry one |
#8851 (78/262) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Grumbledook> my mum told me off for saying fuck in front of her
<bodhi> hmmm
<bodhi> my dad bollocks me for saying piss in the house
<Grumbledook> :P
<dave> my mum told me off for shitting on a plate and putting it in the fridge |
#8906 (78/267) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<vidividividi> kristen dumped me
<greggyhot> oh NO!
<vidividividi> i cant believe it
<vidividividi> i JUST bought her a 300 dollar necklace!!!
<vidividividi> at least i can count on all of you for support
*** vidividividi has been kicked by krassproduction (get the fuck out of here, you cheap jerk) |
#13746 (78/211) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Blondebeard> Sumez: Why are you always confusing me with Blood? :)
<Sumez> Blondebeard: Nick completer
<Ben Whatsisname> Blondebeard486 It's called typing "blo" and hitting [tab]
<Ben Whatsisname> Sumez just isn't watching who he's "blo"ing. :) |
#14301 (78/203) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<McMoo> i need to start making a list of crap i need to buy for my new place
<timmo> 1) food
<var-> 3 gallons vaseline, subscriptoin to hustler, 100 cases of ramen
<timmo> hah
<kisama> heh
<kisama> vaseline isn't even that great
<kisama> fuck that pussy shit
<kisama> you need astroglide
<kisama> and a set of japanese wack mittens
<kisama> let me link you
<kisama> http://www.jlist.com/cgi-bin/disp.cgi?img=http://images.jlist.com/c2/jr6992.jpg& x=573&y=500
<kisama> One of the tools used by soap girls is a rubber "magical mitten" which works with soap as lubricant for a great feel. This is a super soft rubber sheet that is held in the hand and used to clean anything you might want to clean.
<var-> haha
<timmo> you scare me snow
<kisama> just trying to ensure a soapland experience in the privacy of your own home. |
#15224 (78/256) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Reiko> girl who sit on judges lap, get honorable discharge |
#15511 (78/256) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<sex_e_chick> where do you work??
<Predddan> at work |
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