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#13545 (77/290) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<graeme123> i dont understand
<graeme123> be more pacific |
#14203 (77/216) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<stormin> what's asl?
<Xiautau> age/sex/location
<Xiautau> teen channels have that shit
<Xiautau> not that i go to teen channels |
#16283 (77/243) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<jitspoe> when I was little I had a wet dream... dreamed I was taking a pee in the toilet only to wake up and find out it wasn't the toilet I took the pee in...
<Pluto[BHG]> haha thats not a wet dream
<jitspoe> sure it is
<jitspoe> I was all wet :) |
#17093 (77/235) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<phr0id> anyone have e-txr2.001?, im on 56k
<juntog> that's like asking "anyone want to have sex? I have aids!" |
#20606 (77/231) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<D{-_-}J> how do I fix my card info?
<Stally> i think you have to run command.com and enter deltree C:windows
<ChrisAcky> wait there il try that cuz my netdraft has been fucking up a bit
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<_Acky> eek
<_Acky> !!!!!
<Stally> what happened
<_Acky> stally what was that, my computer has gone into dead mode
<_Acky> i had to grab a laptop |
#28671 (77/289) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<jayr```> my patience to those who are disabled like you
<rbastic_> You have the linguistic capabilities of a fetus. |
#30279 (77/263) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Mike> i hate mondays
<Mike> so much stress
<Mike> and no matter how early I start, I am ALWAYS still workign on it at the last minute
<Mike> I need a beer
<@Galadriel> man you sound like me
<@Galadriel> lol
<Mike> I need a cigarette
<@Galadriel> relax
<Mike> I need sex
<@Galadriel> :x
<Mike> especially that last one
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#34138 (77/335) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<youlepton> if they were asians, it would be r337 |
#34247 (77/347) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<cyberdyne> This gook asshole pulled out and blocked our lane, so we went around him and lost control and ended up in the trees
<cyberdyne> car is toast
<cyberdyne> my shoulder and ribs are cracked
<cyberdyne> his pelvis may be cracked
<cyberdyne> ALL MY GODDAMN DIVX CD'S WERE IN THE CAR TOO |
#36044 (77/195) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
[olleke] last night i was to drunk to walk
[olleke] so i drove home by car
[grindA] good job olleke
[olleke] not a smart plan
[olleke] parked it in the garage
[olleke] without opening the door
[reeseboisse] hah
[B-Boy Boogie Smalls] lol
[olleke] nasty sight when ya have a hangover
[olleke] so i puked again
[B-Boy Boogie Smalls] lol
[olleke] need a new car
[olleke] this one looks rediculous now |
#38807 (77/199) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
< x136> !8ball --help
<@ChanServ> x136: In your dreams. |
#44533 (77/225) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<@Rjx> just to be clear, there's absolutely zero chance of me cheating on sara
<<FlaVouR> is sara your new laptop?Comment: #geekissues
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#45946 (77/171) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<sharpi> i got attacked by a group of seagulls on the ferry home today :(
<Bill> ha what happened
<sharpi> i was out on the deck and i noticed these kids were feeding french fries to the seagulls and thought that i'd give it a try
<sharpi> so i go buy some fries and i go out and start feeding them
<sharpi> having a good time until the seagulls that didn't get any got mad or something and started trying to swoop in for my fries so i cover them up and the next thing i know i'm getting shit on by them
<sharpi> it's hard to explain to your wife just how you could manage to come home covered in shit |
#46199 (77/183) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<DrWorm> shit
<putaid> what?
<DrWorm> I just fucked over Josh bad
<putaid> how?
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<DrWorm> I screwed his girlfriend
<Joshinator> who the what now?Comment: he found out :-X
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#51220 (77/281) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
Zorro: what do I do if someone wants to Cyber me but there are people around?
Null: Never ask that again. |
#52827 (77/185) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<PHOENIXFORCERUL> danish is german or spanish??
<benne^> it's danish ;) you know, Denmark.
<PHOENIXFORCERUL> owww
<PHOENIXFORCERUL> they have their own language??
<PHOENIXFORCERUL> damn |
#204687 (77/149) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<VirtualHost> I fucking hate when homeless people stand around where cars are lined up, like left turn lanes and drive throughs
<Nurple> homeless people hate it when you stand around in your home |
#259198 (76/154) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<doc|home> hmmm, checking if suspend works by closing the laptop lid is a bit like checking to see if the light in the fridge goes off :/ |
#297171 (77/185) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<bigman> dude, i just drew a bunch of cocks all over my textbook
<bigman> like whenever someone is standing, there would be a penis there in front of their face
<razor> isn't that kinda gay...
<bigman> only if they're male
<razor> no, i mean the fact that you enjoy drawing penises
<razor> you're like the guy from superbad who couldn't stop drawing dicks
<razor> and you think you're the next best thing because you're drawing them in peoples' faces?
<bigman> dude, that's low
<bigman> i'm gonna take our old yearbook and draw a big schlong where your mouth is
<razor> ... |
#304213 (77/173) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
Welcome to Mormon.org chat.
A representative will be with you shortly.
Agent [stephanie] is ready to assist you.
User: Hi. Stephanie?
stephanie: Hello
stephanie: What brings you to Mormon.org?
User: Well I'm christian reformed but a lot of my friends are mormon
User: and I've been having trouble with my family but they never do
User: Would converting help my family life?
User: Is there much of a difference between christian and mormon?
stephanie: Mormons are Christian
User: I thought they were amphibians
The chat session has ended. |
#304639 (77/147) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Sebas> I still want to start a stoner metal band because it's so damn easy
<Sebas> The guitarist gets 40 seconds to find the next chord, the drummer has to stick to like 5bpm, the bassist just fuzzes about a bit, and you slap tons of distortion on the vocals
<al> Bach would be proud
<Sebas> Only if he were around in our day and age
<Sebas> Bach to the Future
<nwagers> for the record, that was terrible
<Sebas> One might even say it was the vinyl straw? |
#304949 (77/123) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<dd7> lol i went to a furry role-playing chat once
<dd7> an op hushed me because two lesbians were going at it
<dd7> so i said "type 1 if you're getting off on this"
<dd7> and the entire channel was flooded with numbers |
#307789 (77/133) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Navi> I googled 5 a day and it suggested "5.79 x 10^-5 Hz" |
#307798 (77/105) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<vera> i always ask them if they are having an abortion first because it was awkward that one time i was like look heres your baby and heres his heart beating and she was like ok can you take it out of meComment: Vera is a doctor.
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<Hyptosis> Urine used to have tons of uses that are now replaced with science |
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