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#308173* (?/23) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Authorman> Sloppo got a super high pitched voice
<Authorman> Sloppo voice so squeaky it just went and shot Gerald Ford |
#308175* (?/11) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
Join: Moon_Dog3VO
<+hilla[NG]ry> so ur putting something that's not yours into my mouth
<+hilla[NG]ry> that's weird
<+hilla[NG]ry> i should clean my rooom
<+OldManRiver> Why would I give my stuff away. You're weird hilla[NG]ry
<+hilla[NG]ry> zMds
<+hilla[NG]ry> la;ksjfd
<+hilla[NG]ry> same
<+OldManRiver> You raise a valid point
<+OldManRiver> In my pants
<+hilla[NG]ry> 9
<+OldManRiver> 12
<+hilla[NG]ry> :O
<+OldManRiver> :{
<+Moon_Dog3VO> .....wth |
#308185* (?/25) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<michrech> Something is wrong with Handcent. "Hits" wasn't in its dictionary for some reason (it wanted to substitute for 'hora'), and when I typed in 'suck', it wanted to substitute "Dick" (all this from the phrase "Airbag hits suck")...
* michrech frowns
<michrech> Even handcent knows I'm into the fellas.. :( |
#308201* (?/33) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<@Nanobot> Roses are red, violets are misnomers, I don't have a rhyme, so here is an orange. |
#308211* (?/17) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Senix> Well
<Senix> I'm gay
<Senix> I like cocks okay
<Senix> its just how i roll
<Senix> neet: I roll with cocks
<Senix> I'm a cock car
<Senix> people slow down when they see me |
#308212* (?/9) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<KingDork> we need more bears <KingDork> to eat our dumb <KingDork> i even had an ideal scenario
<KingDork> get a few bears in top hats, monocles, and cufflinks and bow ties
<KingDork> have them run loose and mauling our biggest idiots
<KingDork> take pictures and add speech bubbles to them
<KingDork> "i dare say these ruffians are loud"
<KingDork> another bear in the middle of mauling an idiot, "quite"
<KingDork> "say charles, are you hosting the yacht banquet this year?" "indeed i am" |
#308224* (?/15) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
* Spudstabber virtualboxes #vox
<Spudstabber> wait
* Spudstabber virtualvoxes #vox
* Spudstabber chuckles at punComment: #vox - EsperNet
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#308233* (?/25) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Moon_Dog3VO> hmmm
<Moon_Dog3VO> ( · )( · )
<freeza> i mean i guess ascii tits are better than no tits....
<haz3lnut> looks like a fat ass with pimples to me.
<ETK__> ( o Y o )
<Moon_Dog3VO> lolz
<haz3lnut> now that's some knockers. |
#308252* (?/21) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<@ChaosNewt> So like, not with a negative tone or anything, just to give me a frame of reference, why did you post it?
< Filter> Because you wanted posts. I thought I'd give it a go and see what came up
<@ChaosNewt> Noooo. :(
< Filter> ?
<@ChaosNewt> Not because I want them.
<@ChaosNewt> I don't want posts because ponies think I want posts.
<@ChaosNewt> I want them to post because they wanted to.
< Filter> Well I wanted to post because I thought you wanted posts so then I guess I wanted to post so I posted
<@ChaosNewt> Yeah I know.
<@ChaosNewt> It's a complex thing.Comment: Source: #mane on Blacklnet (blacklnet.no-ip.org)
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#308258* (?/21) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<TheJayson> Windows 8 is 64/128 bit extensions to existing 32 bit extensions of an original 16 bit rewrite of an 8 bit operating system intended for 4 bit processors from a 2 bit company called Microsoft that don't care 1 bit about anyone else!Comment: and the billy goat lives on....
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#308262* (?/11) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<@SaiDawi> hey sucka
-SaiDawi(SaiDawi@XX.XX.XX.XX)- congratz for the testlink
<@heimdall> thanks.
<@snugglo> huh?
<@heimdall> snugglo: you're out of sync
<@heimdall> ./reconnect
-!- snugglo [snugglo@XX.XX.XX.XX] has quit [Quit: Reconnecting]
-!- snugglo [snugglo@XX.XX.XX.XX] has joined #noc
-!- mode/#noc [+o snugglo] by ChanServ
<@snugglo> better?Comment: from DALnet
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#308263* (?/25) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<@Bananobot> Here is a picture of a penis:
<@Bananobot> That was your penis |
#308273* (?/17) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
-!- YourNewGod [bhjjdklkscknx@SirenSong.Is_My.Everything] has joined #Derp|Side
<&FlutterBot> YourNewGod is ChaosDragon
-!- YourNewGod is now known as ChaosDragon
< ChaosDragon> damn straightComment: Source: #Derp|Side on Canternet (irc.canternet.org)
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#308284* (?/35) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
Strider: wtf
Strider: uhhh help
vault: ?/
Strider: the 2nd letter of the alphaet wont type
Strider: HAHAA shit
Strider: like, wut
vault: unplug your ethernet cable
Strider: this is a razer keyoard this shit etter not e orken
Strider: fucken hell
Strider: ?
Strider: wut
vault: just do it
vault: dont ask questions
Strider: ethernet
Strider: has nothing to do with it
Strider: like, wut
vault: it does trust me
Strider: im gonna do this, and then youre gonna laugh at me
Strider: i can tell
Strider: that did
Strider: nothing
vault: ahahahahkasdhfkasjadfjadkfmadfmadfhk
vault: did you really do it
Strider: fuck u
Strider: wut do
Strider: yea
vault: LOL WHY
Strider: cause you fucking told me to
vault: yea it was a joke though
vault: its like
Strider: ...
Strider: yea ut you were like "ITS NOT A FUCKING JOKE DO IT"
Strider: i mean, what have i got to lose
Strider: oh no
Strider: wut ever shall i do |
#308290* (?/15) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
< uTosTan> I can almost get rid of my iPhone
< uTosTan> ALMOST
<%SaberUK> why would you want to
< uTosTan> Because I don't like it
<%SaberUK> why not
< moogle> meow
< Sporks> I don't know Liono, *snarff snarff*!
<%SaberUK> moogle: your cat2human translator is broken
< moogle> heh
< moogle> my everything is broken due to inversion on some of my DNA
< moogle> :PComment: Source: #InspIRCd on ChatSpike (irc.chatspike.net)
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#308328* (?/23) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<~Terminal> I want to get with a Girl that has an 18 Year old daughter and bang them both.Comment: Lol
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#308335* (?/11) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<+Love_Replica> u would know
<~Terminal> Yes i would Love_Replica It was the worst sex i have ever had
<+Mephisto> did she try n put it in ur butt?
<~Terminal> no woman is putting anything near my ass
<+Love_Replica> again*
* Ryu a little chloroform, a hood with only nose holes for breathing, ears covered, eyes covered, mouth covered, some silk rope, knee spreader and any other toys you wish to bring to the party....Comment: interesting choices....
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#308353* (?/17) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<+BigBadJohn> brb, sex
*11 minutes later...
<+BigBadJohn> i gave mrs. button oneComment: ai and sex....
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#308388* (?/27) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Ryu> right now i am going to go and take the browns to the superbowl
<Ryu> then going to go play some World of Warcraft
<TheJayson> ROTFL!
<TheJayson> thats a new way of saying "take a shit"
<Ryu> indeed
<Ryu> i coulda said i Gotta Go Shit!!!! |
#308395* (?/13) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<TheJayson> i deplore this faggotry
* Ressa looks up
<Ressa> what TheJayson? lmao
<TheJayson> lol
<TheJayson> no idea
<TheJayson> no one was saying anything |
#308397* (?/27) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<anli_> ah, finally I got this binding to work
<anli_> Happy
<TheJayson> mhm
<TheJayson> when you've finished with her, send her my way please :)
<anli_> :) |
#308399* (?/15) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<BusterBeetle> it doesn't help that rider is chaotic good or w/e so i don't know what the fuck to think of him
<Tormentor2> to talk to him
<Tormentor2> its just like
<Tormentor2> tense as fuck
<BusterBeetle> oloya
<BusterBeetle> dat music also
<Tormentor2> b/c he could just kill you
<Amos> jerk
<Tormentor2> u
<Devann> s
<DaxterSpeedU> a
<blm> god bless
<Tormentor2> america strong
<Devann> and brave
<BusterBeetle> murrika ;_;7Comment: Beautiful.
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#308437* (?/19) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<dysoco> Exio4, Found you!
<Exio4> uh ?
<fuzzy> are you playing hide and seek or something ?
<dysoco> He's in 114 channels
<dysoco> It's like playing "find Waldo"Comment: Can't remember the nick of "fuzzy" so I just changed it to that.
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#308475* (?/15) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<savior> up up and /away!Comment: For when someone actually does something
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#308478* (?/15) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<@exiff> djdingo14: a dangerous thing to do... talking about windows in an anime channel
<+djdingo14> Why is that?
<@exiff> oh?
<@exiff> :}
<+djdingo14> I didn't get the joke. =S
* exiff resists |
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