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#304239 (-59/215) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Bananobot> It crashed AGAIN
<Bananobot> I thought the whole point of Java's freaking annoying over-verbosity was so it could detect errors before deployment or at least before crashing
<Bananobot> It's like, "Yay, everything's working fine, Cap'n! Smooth sailing! Lalala ABANDON SHIP!" |
#310733 (-55/99) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<poofs> unlike other therapists, she is smart enough to know that you cannot take the UPS approach to therapy and handle fragile items by throwing them down the stairs |
#309414* (?/59) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
PITON: csőcsőőő
zsola2002: bocs egy perc
PITON: szevaa
PITON: dejo hallani
PITON: lrkövrtlrk
PITON: lekövetlek
zsola2002: nm halak
zsola2002: halak
<Beérkező hívás zsola2002 felől. Klikkelj az élőhang gombra a válaszhoz>
<Hívás felfüggesztve>
zsola2002: ved fel egy másod ra
<Beérkező hívás zsola2002 felől. Klikkelj az élőhang gombra a válaszhoz>
<Hívás jött létre zsola2002 (Közepes) felé>
zsola2002: nem halak loll
PITON: halak
zsola2002: de én nem
PITON: mert nincs mikrofonom
zsola2002: z jó de téleg te vagy mrk kicsit furagy
<Hívás befejezve>
zsola2002: de honan ismered pusomát
PITON: én vagyok az cigány márk
PITON: pusoma a nagybátyám
zsola2002: az igazi neved zaz teljes neved
PITON: a nevem
zsola2002: aha tejes
PITON: Jakab Aladár
zsola2002: akor te nem pusoma tesója vagy
PITON: bááttya vagyok
zsola2002: pusoma norbert ismered
PITON: ismerem
zsola2002: hát ez nagyon pro
PITON: dunaújváros
PITON: nem?
zsola2002: aa
zsola2002: jászapáti
PITON: na
PITON: azaz
PITON: apáti
PITON: norbert
<This user stopped playing Call of Duty 2 Multiplayer>
zsola2002: nem pusoma mark vagy
PITON: a márkó vagyok
PITON: apátibó
zsola2002: de mien márk
zsola2002: mien marj vagy
zsola2002: mark vagy
zsola2002: mien mark de nem pusoma mark vagy de mienmark
PITON: pusoma markó
zsola2002: hát persze
zsola2002: nekem unoka tesóm most beszéltem le facebokon ne néz má hülyének meg is kérdeztem h vele bszélek e x en
zsola2002: te bisztos nem vgy báya pusoma norbertnek meg márknk
PITON: csak szopattalak facebookon
PITON: én vagyokaz öcskös
zsola2002: aha persze
PITON: kis cigánybáró vagy
zsola2002: hát persze oké írj rám facebokon h hazutam
zsola2002: na mi van lebuktál
zsola2002: na mégis rájötem te hazug
zsola2002: nem markó vagy
zsola2002: bisztos kis szaros elsős |
#310784 (-53/77) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Xena> just make sure to reduce your wildly using of things just because they are cool
<Xena> a filter like that will get you far |
#309299* (?/59) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
* lpf gets naked and poops all over [\ who can't stop eating it |
#188760 (-48/108) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
kennygprs: the feet on one side of my tower are missing so its a gangster leanin' tower |
#309442* (?/62) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
I am no one going no where. |
#302337 (-45/191) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
* B-Rad feels special
<CaptainAwesome> nice job
<CaptainAwesome> chatzilla sucks, though
<B-Rad> I appreciate the obligatory diss on <program I use> |
#153441 (-44/256) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Psynapse> hey can anyone tell me why i cant see certain forums on the website ?
<rattlehead> your sat too far from the screen |
#240878 (-43/113) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<doc|work> hey, what happened thermopylae?
<ardchoille> he got burned out?
<ardchoille> He was fired?
<ardchoille> Got too hot under the collar?
<doc|work> ardchoille: btw, 7-11 here has giant slurpee vats
<doc|work> giant as in gallon sized probably
* ardchoille is still the king of bad puns
<doc|work> hence the change of subject :) |
#307865* (?/64) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
Practical is practice....&.... success is result
RomeyComment: inpirational & motivational qoute
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#309443* (?/51) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
I don't do a lot, but what I do, I do with class. |
#195546 (-40/96) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Leslie_S> I dunno if anyone that would care is here, but im sure anyone could laugh about the situation im in now
<Leslie_S> I've been stuck at this damn terminal for 2 days because i was involved in a crash at 3mph
<Leslie_S> it did THAT MUCH damage to our equipment... |
#308803 (-40/198) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<andy> my OS X password generator seems to mostly do innuendo |
#309326* (?/46) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
There is nothing to prove. Every human being needs goodness. |
#310019 (-40/106) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<richterthethird> after doing some research
<TheBadSpoon> you STILL can't find your penis? |
#311462 (-40/112) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<PeopleProgrammer> "(23:41:42) devi: pidgin isn't the most robust irc client"
<PeopleProgrammer> the last thing I saw as I turned on an option in pidgin and crashed my machine |
#308149* (?/43) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
Fear Is Weak Against Hope.Comment: Life Lesson, Realism, Wisdom.
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#310516* (?/38) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
love can keep you warm like flannel always remember that Some one special for you is substantial |
#302169 (-37/171) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<scgtrp> froggey: [Link to circuit diagram]
<scgtrp> what's that thing above the transistor?
<froggey> a diode and a thing
<scgtrp> yes, what's the thing?
<froggey> dunno
<froggey> solemnwarning?
<solemnwarning> It's a box with a diagonal line through it
<froggey> that's what i thought
* scgtrp facepalms.
<froggey> scgtrp: go find a box with a diagonal line through it |
#309434* (?/41) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
Stay calm , the perfect time will come for the most important do's , without you knowing :) |
#310533* (?/49) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
00:44 < FireKing> you could put california in front of any word and make it a specialty food item at a rundown small franchise
00:45 < FireKing> the California War is a pasta with avocado in it served at the mcdonalds inside the ACE hardware store
00:45 < FireKing> the California Comptroller is a shitty sundae you get at the snack bar at city hall
00:47 < FireKing> California Shelter is one of those boxes with a stick propping it up with a bowl of shelled pistachios as the bait |
#310552* (?/57) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
< mekolat> o11c, why is EquipScript also called on unequip?
< o11c> mekolat: why wouldn't it? it's functional, not event-based
< o11c> equip scripts *must* not have side effects
<snip long attempted explanation about why it shouldn't matter when or how often it is called>
< mekolat> I always get brain-raped by o11c
< mekolat> ..but it doesn't feel that bad |
#300545 (-36/152) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<ice_cream> ok ok i'll chill |
#199365 (-35/97) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<knoeki> :pd: <--- tounge kiss ;_)
<knoeki> or 'french kiss' as the americans may say
<knoeki> in dutch a 'french kiss' is a blowjobComment: #zomgwtfbbq irc.p2p-network.net
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