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#295045 (-34/116) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<@Zebe> sudo chballs +mouth urmom |
#308653* (?/38) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
What is it,Comment: What is it,
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#310174 (-34/80) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<alise> "Europe is the national anthem of the Republic of Kosovo." |
#307885* (?/41) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
English teacher: I never understood and I just hate grammar.
Me: I'm sorry. Did you just say that you hate your grandma?
English teacher: ?! English joke? Very funy. |
#310904 (-33/93) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Phase> what html do function does function calls actually generate?
<Phase> if youcan't tell, i didn't speel welo
<Phase> sleep'
<Xena> can you words that again?
<Phase> well' |
#197814 (-32/104) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Jamm0n> when i first cummed i thought i broke my penis
<Jamm0n> i tried to shove the goo back inside |
#307998 (-32/204) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<~HumanNoMore> service hicupd stop
<~HumanNoMore> chkconfig hicupd off
<AlexR> aahhaha... STOP... you're making me laugh more :-( |
#309423* (?/36) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
Worst Decision is Better Than no Decision.Comment: by Maxim Behar
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#311401 (-32/258) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
Optical Disc: My little brother recently got grounded from video games
Optical Disc: He had no clue what else to do so I suggested he play outside
Optical Disc: So he went and just stood there for a while
Optical Disc: And now he's hitting a rock with a stick
Optical Disc: I asked if he's having fun and he said "I don't know" |
#309477* (?/75) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<CiDhed> Tired of rumors.
<dkelle4> conservatives live on rumors.
<dkelle4> >_>
<Moon_Doggy> like how your mom lives on dicks?
<dkelle4> O_o
<riggsAndroid> wow |
#304083 (-30/190) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<geeknik> YouTube is infinitely more enjoyable when you completely hide the comments section on every video |
#295147 (-29/177) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Tex> there was an incident a while back where someone threw out a baby
<Tex> ended up in a recycling center
<Lucifer7> what's worse than a bucket of oh hell i've said this too many times
<Tex> in the machines
<Tex> they had to shut the whole place down
<Tex> biohazard nightmare
<Lucifer7> wow
<Lucifer7> their entire operation shut down in an infant |
#309417* (?/29) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Zonad> it makes your worse. |
#200629 (-28/130) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<EternalSailorSaturn> and so i tell my gynecologist, well, you're putting so many things in my vagina, maybe i should charge you |
#310519* (?/30) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
surf with both hands free :)
from tgpss.com/add.html |
#309204* (?/28) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
Business is not about investment, it is all about involvement |
#118259 (-25/931) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<+zeppeh> i was fucking this chick once and she started crying.
<+zeppeh> she dropped her pacifier. |
#308159* (?/29) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
hurrr durrrr DURRRRR DURRRRRRRRRR sports
HURRRRR DURRRRRRRRRR DURRRRRRRRRRRRRRR sports
HURRRRRRRRRR DURRRRRRRRRRRRRRR DURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR jesus
^fucking dumbasses |
#302242 (-24/330) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<tgies> http://qdb.us/101461
<tgies> if you did this irl a multitude of sunglasses would fucking appear on your face and fall all over the place in just a big heap
<tgies> and you would get a fucking special driver's license that entitles you to free chicken wings at any DMV office and the secret menu at arby's
<flamingspinach2> PlaceAtPC common_glasses_01 500
<G-Flex> no
<tgies> no
<G-Flex> don't
<G-Flex> spawnmass hkhangingpig 150
<flamingspinach2> what's that, deus ex?
<G-Flex> yeah
<G-Flex> yours was morrowind, right?
<flamingspinach2> yeah
<tgies> you guys are fucking nerdsComment: #animutation on wgiowrb.dyndns.org
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#304802 (-25/115) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<ryan[WIN]> highway to the dannger zone
<ryan[WIN]> du na du na
<ryan[WIN]> du na du na
<sole> falling down on netflix streaming <3
<shea|eee> i hope a 23rd century historian-psychologist studies these logs and concludes that we're all suffering from a disorder discovered in the 22nd century called idiot's disease
<wafn> FUCK STICKS.
<shea|eee> ^ EXHIBIT 28 |
#310506* (?/24) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
“In the desert of the heart, tears do not touch the ground. (Dans le désert du coeur, - Les larmes ne touchent la terre.) - [Charles de LEUSSE]” |
#310511* (?/24) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
“The sniper of heart misses only flowers. (Le sniper du cœur - Ne rate que les fleurs) - [Charles de LEUSSE]” |
#310546* (?/68) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<@BsitsAdolf> !startserver
<@BsitsAdolf> doesn't work =/
<@BsitsAdolf> !restart
<@BsitsAdolf> cmon
<%Joanna> ._.
<@BsitsAdolf> Expecto Patronuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuum!
<@BsitsAdolf> mmhm
<@BsitsAdolf> seems like that only works in harry potter ^^ |
#311447 (-24/80) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Crusher> when I invited the top dozen or so botnets in here in 1997 it was empty
<tev> Where *did* the bots go?
<Crusher> tev: we opped them all, put them on bitch and the resulting -o+k+b+o... resulted in a network flood that not only completly split eFnet, but also melted blackend's primary router taking down Internet access to half of Arizona for around a week, which caused them to delink from eFnet till 2005 |
#188054 (-23/131) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<amorph> whats your girlfriends ass got in common with a 9V battery?
<amorph> you know its wrong, but sooner or later youre gonna put your tongue on it :D |
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