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#366 (326/532) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Toazt> "Too few women on the internet?
<Toazt> There are lots of women on the internet,
<Toazt> only most of them are naked and in JPG-format." |
#365 (0/338) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Bamdad> who know how may I turn off my colck on IRCN?
<token> turn off your cock? just use a sharp knife. |
#364 (3/313) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Santa> anybody know what solaris calls its kernel?
<SfabN> Santa: look into the root dir and look for the biggest file, or look into /stand
<token> biggest file?
<token> "Huh, my kernel is called ``core''" :-) |
#363 (7/271) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
* inof has reached EOF (End Of Fruhstuck [breakfast]).
<yu-> don't forget to close open descriptors now [wash the dishes] :)
<inof> :-]
<inof> *sigh*... Why isn't it as easy as in Unix? You just do exit(), and all descriptors are closed automatically. ;) |
#362 (0/327) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<inof> God used fork() to create Eve. |
#361 (303/543) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Erik_N> Everyone has a dark secrets... some ppl are killers, some ppl are homo.. I use mac |
#360 (249/478) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<sphynx> crushes suck
<sphynx> i hate em
<sphynx> the dilemma, the desperation
<sphynx> the hopes dashed etc
<shirazz> the masturbation
<shirazz> hehehe
<bark> the masturbation is ok.
<Kyoto> hey.. the masturbation is good.. |
#359 (-2/342) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<nou> See, I can give women orgasms just by talking to them.
<Art> Hmm. It generally helps if you plug in *both* ends of an ethernet cable. |
#357 (-2/368) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Chris> nah. I did it twice at the weekend and still have both arms. |
#356 (263/455) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Rapture> Tsk, it's [new processors] as bad as penis comparisons, really.
<rejs> but penises don't double in performance every 18 months... |
#355 (276/523) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Rapture> I wasn't naked! I had a sock on! |
#354 (269/491) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
*** Penfold has quit IRC (Excess Flood)
*** Penfold (abullard@missing.linc.ox.ac.uk) has joined #keble
<Penfold> Excess flood my arse
<Ganesh> no thanks |
#351 (0/346) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Twofish> Someone is mounting me every minute |
#350 (22/318) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<chisoxiest> is it just me... or does eveyone think that quadrapelegics are greedy?
<chisoxiest> "i can't reach that"
<chisoxiest> "i'm not tall enough"
<chisoxiest> i mean c'mon now |
#349 (191/465) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<ping> oh, im ready for the upcoming school year
<End[gone]> i dont think it will be any different
<zxaxox> thats why you have to take a shotgun and MAKE it different. |
#348 (-3/488) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
(@Bargeld) i went up to this hot norgy chick, and i said "hey, whats up baby?" and she says "ONOuuoIee!" |
#347 (0/456) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
(@bart`) bwhahhahahahahah. i think they should send that little girl from the pepsi commercials to cuba too |
#346 (308/676) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<ethiopia> i'm starving |
#345 (304/516) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
(@X2-down) this is mark eg, he hugged me and creamed in my ear
(@X2-down) er screamed |
#344 (194/444) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<concubine> NO CAPSLOCK! I AM UKRAINE |
#343 (0/378) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
(odd42) hey guys: i'm d/l-ing a huge file on a 56k modem but i have an Athlon and GeForce, so do you think i could play q3 at the same time? |
#342 (0/479) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<OYES> no...like i guess there is a program..unix or something |
#341 (250/488) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Felon> What is a leet? Is that a type of ferret? |
#339 (55/333) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<locust> Hey phil how do I get rid of my ip number |
#338 (-2/464) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<starrrr> muhaha i did steal head server of Internet. If push "power" button the hole net will be shutdown. i hate all you Quake Playas!! !! !! uu!! And If i push reset button the whole internet going to DIE!! |
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